Meagan Kensil

she/her/hers @theroomsies @ladyproducts @pipelinetheatre @bluepointbrewing

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

I really think we could achieve world peace if we just gave every corrupt leader a UTI for a few days and bribed them with cranberry juice.

[TA United CWA @TAUnitedCWA]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

We, the workers of Tutor Associates, are SUPER PROUD to announce that we are forming a union represented by the Communications Workers of America Local 1180!

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

Thanks so much for including my piece in your top five favorite @The_Belladonnas articles this year!

[The Belladonna 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @The_Belladonnas]

Meagan Kensil nailed the wedding announcement format with some great twists in “Wedding Announcements for Women Who Loved It So Much They Married It," and the pictures are awesome, too @meagan_pencil https://t.co/JswZfCXXnu

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

There’s still time to go see #lobfilm by me and @theheiser 👻

[WhoHaha @whohahadotcom]

Not Constance Shulman reminding us time is temporary and you have a LIMITED time to get tickets to see her in WhoHaHalloween in @Meagan_Pencil Lob?! This Thursday Oct 27th #whohahalloween

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

Just posted a photo @ Film Shortage https://t.co/bdQN2Cneud

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

Today's the day! "Lob?" is finally live for all to see. Thanks @FilmShortage for featuring our film (Directed by @theheiser !) as a daily pick!

[Film Shortage @FilmShortage]

A short film about a seance, grief ...and a haircut?

Lob? ➡️ Daily Pick Premiere

https://t.co/ym5KvQqJEq

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Kavanaugh, Thomas Champion Creating Better Future For Next Generation Of Rapists https://t.co/wciGwLTQ6Y

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

@iHealthLabsUS I am experiencing a very long wait time for my results to be reviewed. Please assist

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

If you love it you honestly have no choice but to marry it.
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#ifyouloveitsomuch #ifyouloveitsomuchwhydontyoumarryit https://t.co/DZKOiT1nb0

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

I couldn’t be more excited to have my first @The_Belladonnas piece up today! Please enjoy my illustrated take on a classic childhood taunt. #ifyouloveitsomuchthenwhydontyoumarryit

[The Belladonna 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @The_Belladonnas]

If you love it so much then why don't you marry it? By @Meagan_Pencil
https://t.co/umsfPC1dDP

[The Belladonna 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @The_Belladonnas]

If you love it so much then why don't you marry it? By @Meagan_Pencil
https://t.co/umsfPC1dDP

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

Happy Valentines Day from me and my soulmate! 😘
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#valentinesday #instantpot #ilovemyinstantpot #love #soulmates #satire #humor @ Bed Bath & Beyond https://t.co/uHxLZHtRIs

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

Happy early #ValentinesDay from me and my @#InstantPot! Thanks @PointsinCase for publishing!

[Points in Case @PointsinCase]

The Instant Pot is everything you want in a partner: dependable, easy to understand, warm, generous, creative, talented, and great in the kitchen! (by @Meagan_Pencil) https://t.co/PmeCnG2XmZ

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

#Categoryis: clothes you already wore but didn’t sweat in so they’re perfectly good for wearing again eleganza

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

Dream journal Q: what does a “I stained my shirt and my tide stick didn’t work so I cried” dream mean?

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

Just realized that one of my mental happy places has become imagining I’m inside the “rain on me” music video. Not sure what this says about my psyche…

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

Does anyone else hear “Theranos” and think “Marvel Villain???” every single time?

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

Does picturing yourself in an 80’s movie workout montage count as exercise?

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

Just posted a photo @ [adult swim] https://t.co/HIrLZdvy8L

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

Psyched for my cable debut! #bettefilm

[Mary Dauterman @whatsfordunch]

See you at 4:15am my buds!! @adultswim

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

@rodneyuhler @PointsinCase Thanks @rodneyuhler! Your encouragement on the narrator’s meanness level was also key!

[Meagan Kensil @Meagan_Pencil]

So psyched to have my first piece in @PointsinCase! — inspired by my own insecurities about aging and the mean girl that lives in my head 🙃💁🏼‍♀️

[Points in Case @PointsinCase]

You’re such a hypocrite, standing by your skinny jeans but not me! How have you been in therapy this long and still care what the mean girls are saying? (by @Meagan_Pencil) https://t.co/19awKetsW1