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[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@DanaWessel Now I'm hearing Nick doing an impression of 12 year old Dana in my head 😂

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@JoJoFromJerz The fact that it isn't 90%+ is still pretty sad.

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@Mr87311 @TheVikingAge Manning set rookie records (at the time) for passing attempts, completions, touchdowns, interceptions, and passing yards. He was no all-pro, but he had actual flashes of brilliance and a steady volume of passing.

JJM has none of that, and is a shameful comparison by you.

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@lloydbare @PhilMackey Yep, him and Peyton Manning are so much alike

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

Taylor Lewan’s acceptance into the mainstream is one of the more baffling things we’ve ever seen.

His college teammate brutally raped a woman, and immediately reported it.

Lewan found out and threatened the victim, saying he’d rape her again if she pursued charges.

His own teammates were so disturbed, they reported the threats to the Office of Student Affairs.

(Lewan wasn’t punished, and his rapist teammate played 4 more years before the school finally expelled him for the rape with 1 game of eligibility left. Isn’t Michigan great?)

Lewan later attacked 2 Ohio State fans in a bar following UM’s annual loss to the Buckeyes, sending 1 to the hospital.

(Don’t worry, he wasn’t punished for that, either.)

When he wasn’t busy threatening the rape victims of teammates and assaulting innocent bar patrons, Lewan could be found trying to injure opponents in games he was losing.

Remember his final hurrah vs. MSU?

Sure, his team got blown out and his quarterback got killed.

And yes, a team finishing with negative 48 rushing yards was hilarious.

But did you see our boy (310 lbs) violently yanking the face mask of a defenseless Isaiah Lewis (200 lbs) after yet another MSU sack?

Can’t say Lewan didn’t have guts!

If you get the chance, I highly recommend the ESPN broadcast.

We don’t have time to reminisce about the other 4 times Lewan tried to injure an MSU player that day, but ESPN covered them in detail.

I’m not kidding. 5 separate incidents!

At least it’s better than threatening to rape the rape victims of his teammates.

Good move, @espn!

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@Mygodyoustink @thorku And they did hand JJM the team, that's why Darnold and Jones left.

[Intrinsic @intrinsicvalyou]

@dbo8403 There is a 74 page report that, in no uncertain terms, says the opposite

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@YourAnonNews What backlash? He will never lose support of his base, no matter how much he harms them.

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@jamesjoshua_95 @VikesCentral And yet is still terrible. One had the tangibles, the other might have the intangibles. Neither can play well enough to be a pro, end result is the same.

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@jamesjoshua_95 @VikesCentral JaMarcus Russell had all the ingredients, and then some. Way less of a supporting cast, too.

McCarthy has proven he can't play, regardless of how much the media or fans hype him up.

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@MN_SortaNice @MaplehoodUnited Why would the state of MN cyber attack their own water supply, dipshit?

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@DarkoStateNews I genuinely think Todd hates himself. Why else would he subject himself to such constant torture? He's out here begging to get killed, every hour of every day. Almost feel bad for the guy....

Almost.

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@reign_vikings @vikingfan_1964 He's been on the roster for 35 games. Part of him being a bust is the fact that he's never healthy. And sucks when he is healthy.

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@DanaWessel Summer is awful. Warming up is easy outdoors, cooling down is impossible. I don't get any whiffs of crotch soup during the winter, only the summer. Defund summer already.

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@DarkoStateNews Todd absolutely REFUSES to stop stacking up L's vs. Spiro

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@NoFilterMeSorry @barstoolsports One of my favorite documentaries!

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@gigi_Mac13420 @HunterBiden Exactly why Dave Chappelle lost so many fans. He's obviously a gifted comedian, but the second he started punching down and playing the victim, he stopped being funny.

[Benn Jordan @bennjordan]

My top Flock videos combined more views than Stephen Colbert's final Late Show episode.

@GainSec and my research is being cited across the country in council hearings and legislation.

@joerogan, your viewers need to see a real demonstration of why Flock is so controversial.

[MedicalDeviceJesus @MedDevJesus]

@DanaWessel Live on the air or just your voice will be on the air? 😂