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[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The Russian plague patient zero when they see an airport

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

when my beautiful wife says “come to mommy” and i see my son running to her

[zo @brainmissin]

discord niggas go to war for e girls that look like this

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Unbelievable tweet

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

running back to the toilet after realising it’s not over yet

[Tesdey @Tesdey]

Aniimo em manutenção por 10h

[𝚒𝚛𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚛 @iron_impaler]

Text chat in Marvel Rivals after a match

[𝐚𝐣 ᢉ𐭩 @ihrtdazai]

possessiveness and obsession makes me like u even more btw

[fiction @fictionforprez]

duoed with someone on my main account for 3 weeks straight and this morning she says "btw i bought my account"

[John paul @_notyourguy_jp]

I no longer dislike Mondays, I'm mature now
I dislike the whole week

[♡‧Kazumi‧♡ @KazUwU__]

We need to stop watering down the definition of pedophile. A pedophile is either:

• Someone who is attracted to real life prepubescent children

• Someone who is a fan of the character "Viktor"

Watering down terms does nothing.

[Frozen @Alune55]

Are you trying to duo? In Season 16?

[❤️‍🔥 @guineasfinest]

That country is never ever seeing me boy.

[navy™️ @navyytrademark]

i accidentally pushed on a pull door and the f*cking genius behind me said “u gotta pull it” as if my next option was gonna be to start sucking on the door handle

[Naayil @NAAAYIL]

me "asking" my duo where his bought accounts are so i can rightfully turn them in at Riot HQ

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

if you catch me smiling at my phone, i’m the funny one, not them.

[Jessie @Jessiekins]

I hate when people ask what I do for fun. Bro, I'm 32.

Coffee, gym, video games, sending reels to my 2 friends and enjoying cancelled plans.

[Alpha Files @Alpha_File]

Man to man