Meemaw Kate

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It would be nice to live in a country with a health care system instead of a health care industry

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If I ever get married again, I’m walking down the aisle to The Imperial March

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An escape room, but it’s just me trying to get out of a conversation with a chatty stranger in the grocery store produce section

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@AOC They deleted their tweet 🤔

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Musk is falling faster than Giuliani. How long before he goes full Kanye?

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Why don’t the words HEIGHT and WEIGHT rhyme and other insomnia thoughts

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@LizerReal

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@meamwayne @GayDeceiver The plural of moose is meese

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Trompe-l'œileggings

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@katspaks Sometimes cancer cures itself. Take the win ♥️

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I foresee a new line of wireless anal beads called The Queen’s Gambit

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The world of chess has been rocked by the biggest scandal in years after a player allegedly used wireless anal beads and its vibrations to signal his next move... 😭

Iconic? Let's find out 👇 https://t.co/kFc9NVJWIk

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American politics are beginning to feel like the last season of Scrubs

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National Suicide Prevention Week is the week after Labor Day and World Suicide Prevention Day is September 10 #YouMatter

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Me: Don’t take a photo of me - I look hideous!

Also me: Why is there no photographic evidence of my existence?

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Well who am I to judge?

But I do.

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Whenever someone gets into trouble visiting North Korea, I think, "Who the fuck would voluntarily travel to North Korea?"

Just setting foot in the place is a major risk.

Increasingly, I feel like this applies to Florida. Texas isn't far behind.

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@robbiedo55 She loves you and just wants to hear your voice

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This shark deep throating a hot dog is to remind you to call your mom

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Universal Studios Japan has this JAWS hot dog 🌭

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@robbiedo55

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I watched a man in a sushi restaurant put two tablespoons of wasabi in his mouth once

I watched him die inside. Then I watched him gulp an entire glass of water before gasping to his gf “What WAS that?!”

This happened 30 years ago and I still wonder about how his life is going

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Anyone know what kind of blood pressure medication Trump’s lawyers are on?

Because I want to invest in the stock for that company