Ashley

the cat in the hat

[Ashley @MeetAliceBare]

@holespotting The power

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@holespotting The audacity

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In Montreal I look straight enough to commit a hate crime but in Pensacola Florida I got hit on by a man telling me he likes an athletic look.

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On the plane with every Mary Kay consultant in the province. I brought the wrong pants to crash on a deserted island

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4am Uber ride to YUL. Pouring rain, doing 135 on decarie, Adele is playing on the radio box. Bliss

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@davidstemarie If gift wrapping goes out of fashion, we’re all fucked

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@davidstemarie Climb that tree

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@davidstemarie Oy gevalt

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@julie_marion Morning insomnia

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@davidstemarie Are we finally playing bocce at Joe-Beef?

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@DavidSteMarie @julie_marion Warmest regards to the new tenants

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@DavidSteMarie @julie_marion The ones with the barking dog?

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@DavidSteMarie Deep fried ice cream

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@tonythebee Every time my mom leaves my dogs home for the day she tells them she’ll be back in 15 minutes ... we are the dogs

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@MiileyD It’s unbearable honestly 😭

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@_champagnemarou This 🙌🙌 sérieusement straight rules don’t apply here ma belle ooula

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@patrickstemarie This reeks of apple care privilege

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Who wants to split a birthday ice cream cake from DQ with my picture on it for no specific reason?

[Ashley @MeetAliceBare]

@bookalineaddict 1) Untamed
2) any girl/woman in a train/window/cabin
3)The Hate You Give
4) none so far but want to read the Three-Body Problem
5) Narnia
6) The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo and I would buy it every day

[Ashley @MeetAliceBare]

Should I match with just a slightly uglier version of my ex on hinge or