Mr. Pockets

Russian Blue house cat. Former Cosmonaut. Occasional prophet/healer/psychic. Full time chain smoking vodka enthusiast. He just knows things...

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

In #truth, she lives & works in land of make believe. This is not #fakenews, so suspend your disbelief. #destiny #MondayMotivation #manifestmonday #followme

[Kendra Leigh Landon @KendraLLandon]

From God’s mouth to my ears to your eyeballs. All life’s secrets revealed, if you’re one of the chosen ones... tbd. #cultfollowing #cultofpersonality #guru #Influencer #bosslady #squadgoals #lifegoals #bigtime #followme

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

Don’t hate player, hate game! #winning #truth #ThursdayThoughts #catfancy

[Kendra Leigh Landon @KendraLLandon]

Scientology is really hitting me up hard, ad wise, across all platforms. This indicates that my 🌟 is on the rise, yes? #superstar #cultfollowing #destiny

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

I did not make list, this year #FunnyOrDie https://t.co/CdvkjUOB2U

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

The 7 Least Adoptable Cats & Dogs https://t.co/atkJvtBLdQ

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

Look into my eyes, I show you things...(text source Avia Venefica, https://t.co/C3etQhzzHt)… https://t.co/inYCbsL7ir

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."… https://t.co/dEQi9bUJwP

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

Every night iz #caturdaynight, but not every trip iz to moon #russianblues #spacerace… https://t.co/Yr32hOuqxL

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

@NASA, you tripping! (As in space trip, you take me?) https://t.co/C1vW4YF8gz

[NASA @NASA]

Did you know our Lucy mission's name has inspiration from @TheBeatles' “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds”? https://t.co/mq3E5WsEUr #SgtPepper50

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

This #russianblue loves Black Russian! #vodkadrink https://t.co/GIo1D0S1Pk

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

Cat, also #kittywisdom https://t.co/PIx2shTi13

[Maria Popova @themarginalian]

“[The artist's] role is to make you realize the doom and glory of knowing who you are and what you are.” https://t.co/4Gidn0Riea

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

What my my heart say? #sensitive #darkmatter https://t.co/GsHqyj5mow

[Universe and Spaces @UniverseSpaces]

We're getting the first results from the world's most sensitive dark matter detector - Blastr https://t.co/dUVONizLRo

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

@chelseaperetti if I,m real, do I follow? Also, if I follow, am I real? #existentialcrisis #fakenews #imaginaryfriend https://t.co/KSY3aiBmbO

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

what percent of my followers are real

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

“The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.”
- William S. Burroughs, The Cat Inside… https://t.co/0gZV6nYaU6

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

I am it, it iz me! Do not be afraid of what lies deep inside. Always feels better when out in… https://t.co/ehLel0tviR

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

Teeheeheee @NASA, you say wee #highcomedy #lowbrow #spacerace also, you have job for space kitty? https://t.co/LiKfij5gJK

[NASA @NASA]

In the wee hours of Friday morning, @NASAJuno makes its 5th science flyby over Jupiter's cloud tops. Details: https://t.co/ulD5X0htjP

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

#tbt Record highs & record lows. Think cool thoughts. #coolcat #russianblues #kittywisdom… https://t.co/ym6g2fUENd

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

Take paw in hand, look deep into eyez, tell me all you see. I'm rubber, you are glue (actually,… https://t.co/dK9e1FZE18

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

I dream of stars. Sleep, awake. 9 lives to live, dream walking...and also catch mouse or two,… https://t.co/ifoHskqvtA

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

Remembering mother(ship). #happymothersday #backintheussr #spaceoddity #coldwar #spacerace #fomo… https://t.co/lWjPn1cjEg

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

Da! Fashioned to hurt my heart & threaten my freedom- I love! #FromRussiaWithLove #itscomplicated #fashionista #fashionvictim #hurtssogood https://t.co/Q7C0PH2K0G

[Kendra Leigh Landon @KendraLLandon]

@MeetMrPockets approves! #russianblues #backintheussr https://t.co/xxrP1BorN4

[Mr. Pockets @MeetMrPockets]

Why I'm space kitty @neiltyson. I always look up in search of stars & joy, also. We must keep chin up & keep moving (to #TRAPPIST1 maybe?) https://t.co/TiWglHcoQb

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If one evening you feel sad enough to cry, look up. Your tears will not fall and the starry night may bring joy to your soul.