killameg

killameg for the time being

[killameg @MegMobley8]

OH MY GOD

[Saving Country Music @KyleCoroneos]

The moment the Turnpike Troubadours took the stage at Cain’s Ballroom, officially ending their hiatus.

[victor @callunium]

in nine months a kid named jalen brunson chalamet-jenner will be born

[linda @itgirlbackup]

Custom Bottega to start off her wedding weekend....wedding of the century omfg

[ameretto soap from the farmers market is back @squidgicumsquee]

It’s capers, it’s sunscreen, it’s big sandwich… it’s cheap bikini on the beach. It’s chilli oil, it’s frozen grapes, it’s the coldest beer you’ve ever had… it’s lemon, it’s greek bakery sourdough, it’s 1970’s shitty beach read… it’s freckles, it’s sweat, it’s your best shorts

[ً @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[tara @proletarat]

People have largely forgotten that the car will slow down if they take their foot off the gas and that it is not always necessary to press the brake repeatedly to do so

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

31.05.2026 🤍

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

everything about dua lipa’s life is like she rubbed a genie lamp and got all 3 wishes. she’s naturally gorgeous, always on some type of dream vacation, and met her husband bc they were reading the same book. for my mental health, i have to block her

[Matt Braly @Radrappy]

He's right. Theres a whole legion of adults now who can't even write an email without a machine helping them pick the tone and word choice. Wake up people this is not who you wanted to be lmao

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the em dash is no longer the clearest sign of ai-generated writing.

honestly? it’s this.

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

That’s the san antonio river walk

[pris @pwiscila]

Sometimes you just have to buy some bullshit from Sephora and move

[Not Now John @fryspati]

New York City is so scary as someone who needs to pee every 25 minutes

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

Oh he had no choice but to whoop that burglar 😭😭 he was already crazy about her and she was pregnant?? He chose the wrong house that day

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Abbott Elementary’ star Janelle James shares new photo with co-star Chris Perfetti:

“Hollywood’s longest running couple”

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

whenever I buy food now it’s $17 and I’m like “okay that’s fine.” but privately it is not fine.

[🍸 @wildbabylin]

I got too drunk and started talking about how I think men are an invasive species

[lux⛓️‍💥 @lilithsdagger]

ai is actively killing the planet and chatgpt is making you stupid. i’ll die on this hill.

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

destroying ecosystems because you’re too lazy to make your own grocery list or can’t draw

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

A grumpy man can control a family without ever raising his voice. He just has to make his displeasure expensive enough. A long silence at dinner. A ruined car ride. Soon, everyone starts pre-adjusting. The kids are told “not now” before they can ask. She chooses the restaurant he likes, the movie he won’t complain through, the route that avoids traffic because traffic makes him unbearable. This is how a household becomes organized around one person’s refusal to regulate themselves.