Whiskey Simmons

Ex-dry county resident | NBA & MLB | #RockWitYaBoy | "Some men die of thirst while others drown."

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@StanleyChachou3 @HenryTheBlasian Missouri legend Melvin Booker

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@SimpPolice911 This is not how it goes at all lmao you’re clearly not actually having these convos

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Pretty good with the given teams, HoopIQ mode

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@jimshouseaddict Sounds like two Native American names

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@HenryTheBlasian Ay bro get ts off my feed✌️

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Watching ‘09 Bron highlights while driving

[Bron’s Best @LBJsBest]

Just peep the SPEED of 2009 LeBron 🤯

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Insane pull to close out that segment @WorldWideWob

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Every team’s strategy against Wemby this playoffs has been genuine ragebaiting

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Janice shut the FUCK up

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Might start eating like this

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I think humans are only supposed to eat grains, berries, nuts, leaves, roots, stems, seeds, starches for 30 days straight. Then eat 3 pounds of greasy charred meat for 3 straight days. Then go back to eating plants again. And repeat. But add walking 5 miles daily on top of that.

[Gio @vanillacoke323]

@Biggz_91 How he sees asap

[Dr. “The Doc” Buckslinger @DoctorMisterSir]

Do NOT get the oysters rockefeller at Shelter Insurance

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@Bullsfans I know there’s a fent epidemic in Chicago but please leave the dope alone

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@Sports128933 Good play Bobby, did this last night

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Quick, name one small guard-led championship team in the past 30 years without saying Golden State

[V🧸 @veroluvss]

Y’all really think the Grizz gonna get a ring without Ja? 😂 be serious

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@HoopGrids Where do you even find this shit man😂😂

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Got to the gym and my headphones are dead #happymonday

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@NBAMyke

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@dickofficial42 #Hello

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

You put Aytons brain in a chipmunk he’ll store nuts in his ass instead of his mouth