Megan Shawna

no matter how slow you are, you're still lapping everyone on the couch.

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Oh Baby Bundle Giveaway https://t.co/xCIOmpAcld

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Does anyone eat dominos sober 🤔

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Is it just me or do middle aged white people always tend to cut in line and then complain about millennial slacking manors 🙄

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I bet OJ gets a really good nights sleep tonight

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thefatjewish's photo https://t.co/4X05qs8Df1

[Attitude Magazine @AttitudeMag]

Putin suggests gays should be grateful they don't face the death penalty in Russia:

https://t.co/PPyhbwALt4

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runningworld's photo https://t.co/si6kl1uwlH

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@UberFacts @jellinfish @jellinfish perfect lol

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@ay_leenn ... going through my old twitter pics and stumbled upon this haha #classic https://t.co/jfxCa9F9a8

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@ay_leenn #transferred ? Lol

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@NickAmadeus is straight 🔥🔥 https://t.co/KasJ44IKiK

[Nick Amadeus @NickAmadeus]

Breaking: Donald Trump donates the cost of housing Melania in New York for 5 days to Parks Department.

[Nick Amadeus @NickAmadeus]

Melania's White House portrait is beautiful and will make an excellent conversation piece if she ever happens to visit the White House.

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I'm raising money for Boston Marathon 2017 Team Running for Cover on @CrowdRise: https://t.co/LqzNXCfFSV

[Will C. Smith @wcsmith40]

The new #shieldsmri commercial. #5x #SuperBowl #TomBrady #SuperBowlCommercials

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@Andy is a melanoma surviver! please consider donating to my Boston Marathon 2017 team! #spreadawareness #curecancer https://t.co/UuQsrrJfM1

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Boston, RT this! If we hit 5k tweets by 1/9, we get 30% off weekday @Lyft rides until 2/5. #LyftBoston Terms apply.

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Stephanie is 24!! #happybday #mybest #howlatthemoon #love https://t.co/BSZszm3pzQ

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Cat owners tend to be smarter than dog owners, according to a study.

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Last night with my love #happy25th #youareold http://t.co/hwwJe5cRR2

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“@UberFacts: In Argentina, being punctual when going to a dinner party is considered greedy, it's best to be a little late.” @jellinfish