Megan Armstrong

i do things like cook shrimp mashed potatoes and craft things with mason jars and play piano. you know, hoodrat stuff

[PK @peekaymila]

This video of a 2-year old mocking his dad's accent will definitely make your day

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

Planning a #croatianhoneymoon ain't easy. How do I travel via private sail charter for zero #kuna?

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

@ReallyAlly lets hang when you’re in for the holidays 😂

[Chicago Dog @DoWorkOMalley]

Go Cats! Thanks for the picture @Stan_P7

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

@Bossysaucy Well... one of them knew. @ARMSTRONG955

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

Seeing a ton of my old customers in my client queue at my new job and it feels weird.

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

@Bossysaucy Deep bro.

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

I love being @DoWorkOMalley’s forever date. 🖤

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

@Bossysaucy I told myself “it’s 1:30 don’t say good morning” when I walked into the doctors office and then I heard “how are you?” And I replied with “good morning. I mean afternoon. Wow it’s after noon now? Time flies” ... so you’re doing alright.

[Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom]

My kids’ school gave each student a pumpkin to bring home to carve because obviously the school hates me & wants me to die.

[Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom]

Lots of people are falling for the Facebook duplicate friend request scam. My theory? I accepted your first friend request & then you started selling Lularoe, so I’m definitely not accepting the second request.

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

Me: hey i guess it’s #NationalBoyfriendDay. Michael: but I’m your fiancé. Me: I know - so don’t expect any posts. @DoWorkOMalley #loveyou

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

@JukeboxtheGhost coming to Chicago anytime soon??

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

@lala0 It's because your body goes through a withdrawal period from the carbs. But then switches gears and it's awesome. I have an actual cold right now though lol.

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

@lala0 When you first put your body into ketosis it feels really, really run down, kinda like a flu. When it passes you feel like a million bucks!

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

Can't tell if I'm getting the keto flu or the real flu. #help

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

I honestly ask you - is there anything better than #shiratakinoodles for those on keto? Zero calories and the best curve for carb cravings.

[Halo Top @HaloTopCreamery]

It may be #CyberMonday, but this is snail mail we can appreciate. We're sending off Pumpkin Pie with one last giveaway and choosing 10 winners to each score 7 pints of Pumpkin Pie!
Like this post + RT to enter for a chance to win. Winners will be announced on 11/29. US only.

[Megan Armstrong @Megalina3]

@juliasyrek Yep!