Megan Brake

A queer person trying to live a life worth writing about.
She/her mostly, sometimes they

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

Corporate life is just a constant cycle of putting your thoughts into powerpoint decks and then reading them to other people who are only half listening.

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

Things I'm going to do this weekend:
- clean out my inbox
- clean out my drive storage
- delete all those old photos I have saved on the cloud that I'm never ever going to look at.
- unplug my phoooooone

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

Today I learned that having too many emails in my inbox is bad for the environment. 🤯 I know it's an industry podcast but seriously everyone should listen to this. There are little digital behaviors you can change to help save the planet.
https://t.co/DQ77chbwt4

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

@EmilyKaitlinnn I thought I'd invented a brand new never used before name and then someone on the radio had it... 😭

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

The one thing you're guaranteed to find out on your birthday is which of your friends still check facebook.

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

I assume if I quit drinking I will also stop aging, correct?

[Rob Maxim @robmaxim]

On the 400th anniversary of what is called the ‘First Thanksgiving,’ I want to highlight a project that has changed my and many other Wampanoag people’s lives

Here’s a 🧵 on how a Wampanoag woman, jessie little doe baird, brought our language back from near extinction (1/25):

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

I didn't think anything could be as insufferable as travel influencers on instagram until I saw travel influencers on tiktok.

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

@cassmannes You are my favorite person on twitter, I think.

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

Can we all collectively agree to stop using "virgin" as a positive modifier? Virgin forests, virgin land... can we stop perpetuating the toxic idea of virginity in all forms? #thankyou

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

@constantlyeffed An air fryer is just an expensive toaster oven, I will die on this hill.

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

All you air fryer lunatics have been played. It's like... just hot air? It's like literally just like putting food in a hot oven.

[Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL]

Derek Harris spent nearly 10 years in prison for selling $30 worth of weed. Kyle Rittenhouse shot and killed two human beings and will walk free. We need to completely reimagine public safety and justice in this country.

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

Our system is infected with corruption.

[Wampler™ @ScottWamplerRIP]

just because we all saw it coming a mile away does not, in fact, mean that it does not suck boiled ass

[Megan Brake @MeganCheckers]

When writing an nb character, is it they, them, themself? Or would you still use themselves even though it's they singular? #amwriting #grammar

[Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @RepPressley]

As Black women, we are disproportionately impacted by the $1.7 trillion student debt crisis.

This is a direct result of decades of policy violence & systemic racism.

@POTUS, it’s time to #CancelStudentDebt https://t.co/UpdtdBRS1n

[layla noor ♡ @bylaylanoor]

the femine urge to write dark & gritty sapphic fantasy books