The saddest point of this is that Jesus’ biggest teachings were to love your neighbor, love your enemy, leave all your worldly possessions, give your money to the poor, give shelter to those in need, etc. Literally the opposite of “traditional Christian” voting values.
i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
One of funniest things I’ve ever heard was a girl explaining the difference between Glasgow & London.
She’d moved to London, was dressing boldly, and no one batted an eyelid.
She wore a beret in Glasgow and within 2 mins someone leaned out a passing car and shouted “BONJOUR!”
gonna tell on myself a little here:
it’s funny when people act like a bottle of wine is a lot to drink. it’s like four glasses of wine. what are you? a french child? grow up