Megan Weston [she/her] 🧩💙

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I have good news and bad news about my friend Schrödinger's cat…

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

People who believe in astrology are so fucking gullible they're obviously all Capricorns.

[flglmn @flglmn]

looking forward to the first video of a tesla trying to drive directly through it

[mr. bega vevo @LouBegaVEVO]

you look at a Toblerone package, long, triangular, and think “there’s no way it’s that shape”, and you’re right, it isn’t that shape. it’s in a way weirder shape, a far more fucked up shape than you could ever have anticipated.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Dam.

[Hettie Bell @HettieBelleau]

whatever else is going on in this world, i take great peace and pleasure knowing with absolute certainty that gurdeep pandher is out there somewhere just dancing his heart out with a bigass grin on his face, vibing.

[Max Lockie @staphwriter]

Just heard someone turn down after-work plans because they have an avocado at home that’s about to go bad

[Dale Smith @journo_dale]

Sometimes, the official Star Trek account and @swear_trek line up perfectly.

[pj @pjayevans]

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

[Megan Weston [she/her] 🧩💙 @MeganWeston]

@emilyjaneriddle Oh my heart. Tell that sweet baby angel she is lovely and beautiful

[Lee Clow’s Beard @leeclowsbeard]

Remember to have everyone remove their headphones before showing the new client how well your open floor plan promotes open communication.

[Megan Weston [she/her] 🧩💙 @MeganWeston]

This! “Modern” workspaces forget about the humans they are designed for

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

My company moved into a new office and the vibes are all off. It's open-plan - no cubes, no assigned desks, few walls - to encourage interaction, but since there are few barriers and little privacy, everyone is skittish about being loud. Instead of being communal, it's cold.

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

My company moved into a new office and the vibes are all off. It's open-plan - no cubes, no assigned desks, few walls - to encourage interaction, but since there are few barriers and little privacy, everyone is skittish about being loud. Instead of being communal, it's cold.

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

lol who did this

[Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy]

if you break a local news story that makes the late night comedy shows you win a pulitzer so congratulations to @rhiannaschmunk

[Variety @Variety]

Jennifer Coolidge delivers an epic #GoldenGlobes acceptance speech that makes #TheWhiteLotus creator Mike White cry. https://t.co/m069JEKekW

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

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