Megan St. Germain

ugly, antisocial bitch☺️

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

I really don’t know how people work in cubicles for most of their lives ‘cause I’m like a few weeks into this lifestyle and I’m already halfway out the door...🤷🏻‍♀️

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

But why is growing up actually the worst tho...

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

@annefolkebrant It’s definitely super fancy👌

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Why is this actually such an accurate representation of my brain trying to get through the day at my new job🙈

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Accurate.

[chelsea @ChelseaWears]

this girl is my idol. https://t.co/U88ouXeumt

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Genuinely cannot roll my eyes hard enough at these customers attempting to lecture me about how terrible plastic straws are as they’re clutching their large non-reusable plastic cup that they probably throw away everyday of their lives☺️

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

@Grimezsz Elven Trainspotting🙏

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

When my piece of garbage neighbors wake me up at 3am with their loud bullshit..

[Joanna Spicer @spicer_joanna]

In honor of this 420 holiday I won’t be smoking because weed gives me anxiety so I am at Marshalls

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Honestly, never felt less productive in my life than I do at this moment😑

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Sitting in a quiet waiting room with a bunch of people and just spent 10 minutes trying to open a small package of trail mix... finally got it open and immediately almost chocked on an almond.. 🤫🤫🤫

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Yes, I’m having Doritos and La Croix for “breakfast” at 11am... BUT I’m also cleaning my apartment.. so I’m only partially garbage today... a piece of recycling if you will...

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Me as hell.

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Just trying to live my life but FUCKING SPIDERS GOT INTO THE A/C PIPING IN MY CAR. I repeat A TON OF SPIDERS GOT INTO MY CAR AND BLOCKED THE LEGIT PIPING OF MY A/C AND ARE BASICALLY DESTROYING MY CAR FROM THE INSIDE.
This just in: SPIDERS ARE ACTUALLY BAD AF.

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Attempting to be an adult in these trying times...

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Just innocently using the ATM tonight and this shit comes up at me... #nottodaysatan

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Truly, me as hell:

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

Just fully wrecked my tire driving home from work the day before Thanksgiving, but this video put a damn smile on face so it's gonna be okay.
https://t.co/6cnWKmAVhz

[Megan St. Germain @Megan_StGermain]

23 and still waiting for my tastebuds to mature past hating vegetables...