Meggerz

My funny side made an account. Looking for friends. Soy bonita. 👯

[Meggerz @Meggerz0]

Jared Polis : Grant Clemency or gove commutation with time served to Rogel Lazaro Aguilera-Mederos - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/ZRQhVFLXEf via @CdnChange

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Never trust people that read in the car without getting carsick

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@atdanwhite This is.....not ok on many levels. Looks like toxic male masculinity

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@StaySeeJ_ Upset about fucking what exactly ?

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@unaverage_j0 @emjaii_ How did that make you feel

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@SarahPlowmanCTV This still true?

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@Pierce_Jenn @emjaii_ This sounds like a good idea. Did you feel like "Santa" ever favoured any of your friends or did it matter? I would like to do NO SANTA for my kid (toddler) but not sure that would fly with other kids in her class etc Looooool

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@LevandierKat @emjaii_ I like this idea for my toddler. Still figuring out what direction to go for Santa

[Sam Taggart @samttaggart]

I miss two weeks ago when the pandemic was over :/

[Meggerz @Meggerz0]

Because women actually dominate consumer market and buying, there are a lot more things available to buy women: scarves/jewelry to name a few.

[Brian @MrBrianGeorge]

Every year I seem to get my Mom more for Christmas than my Dad. The only reason I can think of is she’s easier to shop for. I found out this morning I won something for him in a silent auction at work.

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@_juliaedelman

[Meggerz @Meggerz0]

Sometimes??? Literally my thoughts every day

[Dan Perlman @danjperlman]

Sometimes I wonder if 20 months of a pandemic has had a mental impact on us

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

“Zero fucks given” in other languages

6. It’s sausage to me (German)
5. I care a cucumber (Spanish)
4. It can oxidize on my anus (Dutch)
3. I slap my balls on it (French)
2. It interests me as much as a kilogram of shit (Finnish)
1. Flowers on my dick and bees all around (Greek)

[abby govindan @abbygov]

covid strains frat boys in college
ruining my life draining me
emotionally
🤝
alpha delta omicron

[Meggerz @Meggerz0]

Also breaking: Canada to implement Me to We in Chile starting January 2022

[Meggerz @Meggerz0]

WHAT ABOUT THE MINING WE NEED IT.

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

BREAKING: Canadian Foreign Ministry asks Chilean voters to reconsider

[Meggerz @Meggerz0]

Now they are asking ME to help them get my clothes down

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Toddler has the audacity to say "let's get you dressed, mama!"

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Now they are singing and throwing clothes out of my closet "what yooooou can wear, what you can weaaaar"

[Meggerz @Meggerz0]

Me: do you have pants?
Toddler running around in a batman cape: no, but I never mind if I don't

[Meggerz @Meggerz0]

"Why are you so obsessed with me?" - me to my toddler