Meghan

First things first, im daa realest

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

It’s time we talk about this discrimination. People who can’t eat dairy deserve half gallons of ice cream too. Pints are not enough

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

A lesson on how to date by yours truly. Talk about @heatherpardi the entire time until both you and the other person realize you are both actually in love with @heatherpardi.

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

@heatherpardi and I are destined to be a one car family 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

@heatherpardi I mean there was that nice librarian who we watched fall in love in Solana beach

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

I feel certain my increasing blindness is correlated to me rubbing coconut oil directly on my corneas in an attempt to remove mascara

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

Honestly the safety concerns when driving in the winter isn’t even about the snow/ice. Its more about the fact that it’s too cold to touch the steering wheel and my car hasn’t had a alignment since 03

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

This weather reminding me it’s about time to revisit my goals of moving to Mexico to farm avocados.

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

When a doctor tells me to take medication I am 100% skeptical and won’t take it. When the man who works in the vitamin section at the Good Health Natural store tells me to take something I will spend my life savings to get it.

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

I remembered to use extra bucks at cvs and my chapstick only cost 35 cents so basically look for me on the next episode for extreme couponing.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

My nighttime ritual
-wash face
-brush teeth
-make list of all current past and future worries and spend the next 5 hours memorizing it

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

Also my mom called me today to tell me I should drive the Oscar Mayer Wiener car for a living..so..

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

S/o to the farty lady behind in yoga. I most appreciated her gasp after each fart.

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Me after grocery shopping: these should last all week

Me the next day: time to go grocery shopping

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

Just finished up my semiannual haircut at Supercuts and man do I regret that. Every time.

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

Man walking in the parking lot clutches his back and yells out in pain. Child walking with sibling 15 feet behind maniacally laughing while he stomps on cracks.

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

To my 22 followers including a hair salon I’ve never heard of and the several (idk maybe 3) people I haven’t seen in 10 plus years. Thank you for your loyalty. I’m back

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

@CMaloney4notRep @sampreston001 I don't watch it but someday when I remember to sign up for Netflix I will

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

surround yourself with pizza not negativity

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

“@TFLN: (712): The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.”@Jenel_liston

[Meghan @Megpeckk]

@missmackkkkk @WyanRebby *sends us pick of kale smoothie like that's all she's eating today