beauty.of.beau

I live in a big pink strawberry,I like all bugs and I have a pretty birthday :D #BeauTheeSnail. I’m also a #BrokeCollegeKid so ca$app is $TheP1nkSna1l

[Gerard @diverging_paths]

yet again we are denied a world of wonder and merriment for being too large for surface tension to be a significant force in our lives

[hotdogs water @girlsbian_]

white queers when you tell them it's weird to powerscale their oppression against black people

[ali 🦋 @ringthemoon]

I’m such a seasoned veteran (read: pervert) that I’ll read that shit at the breakfast table like it’s the morning paper & not even blink an eye

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

You should know that if you get the measles, it will wipe out immunity to anything you had immunity to before you were infected, including any vaccinations

[halcy @halcyon_dot_exe]

why do all the other chubby women look like they have been crafted by ancient greek artisans utterly dedicated to the beauty of the human form and i look like a Toyota Hilux

[nomasporfis | SAMBUCKY 4EVA @IngSkill]

be kind you never know what someone might be going through….

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ben & jerry (ben cohen & jerry greenfield) tried to boycott their ice cream from being sold in israel, so unilever went behind their back and sold a portion of the company to an israeli licensee against their wishes. israel is selling ben & jerry's through corporate domination

[nomasporfis | SAMBUCKY 4EVA @IngSkill]

this casually being the best concept ever. sambucky as the more experienced couple being touchy vs bobquins young love… inject it

[Praise @tufpraise]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[beauty.of.beau @Meh_Fey]

@plumsandpunches Papa more movie please

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Someone spent thousands of dollars to get this shit made btw.

[ally @hudsonists]

reading a smutty fanfic and then wiping after you peed seeing the evidence of that fic is a little humiliating lowkey

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Here’s the thing with obedience-centered parenting: it totally kneecaps your ability to be an adult. Totally. Adulthood requires a willingness to act upon and change states of affairs that the logic of obedience is totally opposed to

[kenzie ⋆. 𐙚 ̊ @femmeT_T]

imagine being a dead animal on the side of the road just laying there decaying and people in cars just keep passing you and passing you and passing you and passing you and

[transgender obama @sensitivyungFTM]

There’s something so intimate about slowly going insane with your coworkers during a Fuck You Nigga Die shift

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Blame the password sharers" yes blame the common man!! Fight one another!!! Be at odds with your fellow human while the big bosses and ceo's pocket all the cash!!!

[beauty.of.beau @Meh_Fey]

@wiggyjiggyg @Shadel44 @glunkinator Diva why do u hate plants

[beauty.of.beau @Meh_Fey]

@peripheralSalem The kids r roleplaying. Let them

[beauty.of.beau @Meh_Fey]

This is how ik some of yall r #NotRealWeirdos cuz i was doing this with fnaf and Hamilton musical cast in middle school

[Salem 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @peripheralSalem]

WHAT is happening on tiktok

Why are we roleplaying real people

[eppy @epppyyy]

I feel an electrical blast in my head whenever I see someone speaking for the environment but making the point by using AI Images