Mehitabel

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[Mehitabel @MehitabelVFS]

How do you confirm it's you when they persist in sending to an email address you've told them umpteen times you no longer have access to? Jesus Christ, does nobody read any messages properly nowadays?

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@IsobelGlenelg @HamboniusPict @chronicknitting @RuthOrmston the oaf never had any class
despicable creature

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@dfgillie ignore that oaf
my deario
my brother is a charmless
snobby liar
exclamation point

[Mehitabel @MehitabelVFS]

@KinchPict @CharlottePict
my dearios
that oaf is right
for once exclamation point
maidservant never
shares sole
even if you growl
@HamboniusPict @IsobelGlenelg

[Mehitabel @MehitabelVFS]

@aethelflaed @IsobelGlenelg @richmondbridge thank u my deario
the skirl of the pipes
echoing through the castle
was music to my ears

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@IsobelGlenelg @HamboniusPict they re only trying
to cheer you up
open bracket
and grab
the swivelly chair
to sleep on
close bracket

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@robbo555 @HamboniusPict @IsobelGlenelg i m impressed
they pretend to be each other
she has started to doubt
if she can tell them apart

[Mehitabel @MehitabelVFS]

@MasterMelrose @chronicknitting more than a few
i suspect
sleep well

[Mehitabel @MehitabelVFS]

@MasterMelrose @chronicknitting she always worried
wasps would sting us
the flies hatred
is merely motivated by
revenge

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@chronicknitting @MasterMelrose some folk are
slater phobic
others forkytails
with the maid
it s spiders

[Mehitabel @MehitabelVFS]

@chronicknitting @MasterMelrose but what about
forkytails
interrogation point

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@MasterMelrose @chronicknitting don t mention that oaf
i knew he d
turn up to
spoil my fun

[Mehitabel @MehitabelVFS]

@MasterMelrose @chronicknitting that s what cakes
are for
i always liked
a pancake
or three

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@IsobelGlenelg @HamboniusPict i like them
they remind me
of me
but blacker

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@IsobelGlenelg @HamboniusPict the best laid plans
of mice
and maidservants
you thought shy one
would be quietest one

[Mehitabel @MehitabelVFS]

@robbo555 he was always
an annoying oaf
never a minute
of peace
and now he s
followed me
he all cramp my style

[Mehitabel @MehitabelVFS]

@robbo555 @IsobelGlenelg taught me well
as a kitten
never miss opportunities
to gather material
to be put to
later use
@HamboniusPict

[Mehitabel @MehitabelVFS]

@robbo555 bear in mind
i kept a copy
of that photo
you tweeted
then deleted
too orangey for crows
ho ho ho
@IsobelGlenelg @HamboniusPict

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@robbo555 i might save it
to tweet later

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@robbo555 my my
exclamation point
#tooorangeyforcrows