Rohan Mehrotra

introvert cause it's too hot outside

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

By the way. If you know what a machine learning engineer makes in silicon valley today which is substantial…you understand why they quietly work for a year or two before suddenly developing a conscience and bouncing to whistle blow. Humanity post enrichment.

[. @mithkii]

At that point in my mid/late 20s where I need to find something new to be sustainably passionate about before shit gets real dark

[Swara Bhasker @ReallySwara]

Please read this and every report you find on this incident. Then take a candle and burn your finger a little. Feel that pain… imagine it on your entire alive, feeling body!!!!! Think of the opium you would have to be pumped with to numb any sensation. Think of the society holding you down on that pyre/ fire. Please imagine it in every painful, brutal detail. The give your hot takes on nuance and agency and honour.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

If I was in charge of the Harry Potter series I'd have a prequel about how Hogwarts decided to split the students by protagonist, nerd, lazy and racist

[j*b bluth @clayyytonbigsby]

Raghav Chadha the kind of wifeguy that will come to Parliament only to raise issues he thinks Pareeniti will be impressed by

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

[having a panic attack] wow...... just like tony soprano ....

[evening @eveningxbt]

my grandma told me "keep $20 in your wallet so if you see a pretty girl you can buy her flowers". grandma these bitches want coke 😭😭

[Ray Stings @Purba_Ray]

Iran on Strait of Hormuz - aap Qatar mein hain, aap Kuwait Karna padhega

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

“Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next.”

What a line.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

As a child I thought the lesson of history was that, the good guys always win. As an adult, I realized the actual lesson is that, the winners declare themselves the good guys

[🏆🏒 📚✨ @Zoe_grace95]

3 random white men could say they’re Mumford and sons and I’d believe them

[yash @stfujaadu]

my friend got two pets: pehla dog and doja cat

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

10 scoring titles, 6 rings, 5 MVP’s, 2 Iranian ballistic missiles

the best to ever do it

[aryan @maxplainerr]

india ka sahi hai left right missiles gir rahe hai aur idhar log soch rahe hai pre booze me kya kare aujla concert se pehle

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Trump: Hey Siri, tell me how many miles I ran today.

Siri: ok, sending missiles to Iran today.

[yash @stfujaadu]

was singing on my terrace hoping no one would see me… but adnan sami

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

Every man who reads too many books before he has lived goes mad in a specific way. first he is gentle because books are gentle. then he is arrogant because books make him feel superior to the unlettered. then he is desperate because he knows everything and can do nothing. then he is finally dangerous because he takes his first real beating from life and realizes all his knowledge did not protect him and now he must rebuild everything from the ground

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

When I get something stuck in my throat, I dislodge it by drinking a beer. It's called the Heineken Maneuver.

[affe @alfosn]

Deeply fascinated by this distinctively British genre of photography