Uncle Ruckus

Ibibio. #Redordead

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨 TRUMP’S FINANCIAL DISCLOSURE JUST DROPPED…AND IT’S WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT.

The U.S. Office of Government Ethics released Donald Trump’s 927-page financial disclosure today. Here’s what a sitting U.S. President made in 2025:

💰 $635 MILLION from the TRUMP memecoin, while retail investors watched it crash from $74 to $1.68

💰 $594 MILLION from World Liberty Financial token and stablecoin sales, a crypto venture co-founded with his own sons

💰 $65 MILLION from selling equity in that same company

💰 $80+ MILLION in media settlements from ABC, CBS, Meta, and YouTube, paid to his own presidential library

Total crypto haul: over $1.4 BILLION. In one year. While serving as President of the United States.

His net worth has nearly TRIPLED, from $2.4 billion to $6.3 billion, since taking office.

And while Trump pocketed $1.4 billion from crypto, the everyday Americans who bought his memecoin? They lost. 764,000 wallets ended up in the red.

This is the most corrupt presidency in American history. Period.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

In January, our administration inherited a $12 billion budget deficit — a fiscal crisis greater than the Great Recession. 

Today I am proud to announce that our balanced budget has cleared the final step and passed the New York City Council. 

We balanced the budget by taxing the rich and making government more efficient. We did not balance this budget on the backs of working people, and we never will. 

Every year that follows will build on these principles: Honest budgeting. Fiscal discipline. Transparent government. And an unwavering belief that working people deserve a government that delivers for them every day.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Can we just hurry the fuck up to the part where he shoots himself in the bunker?

[🏃🏻‍♀️ @bagelaureate]

5-4 decision for something written and enumerated plainly by the Constitution of the United States

[mosh against the machine™ @godsofmosh]

em uma copa do mundo todas as equipes sao de classe mundial. é por isso que tem esse nome

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

And this is why discovery is my favorite part of every civil case…

[L'Europe @leuropefootball]

🎙️🇳🇴 Norveçli Muhabir: "Üst turda muhtemelen sizinle eşleşeceğiz. Hazır mısınız?"

🗣️🇧🇷 Carlo Ancelotti: "Norveç'in oynadığı futbolu beğenmekle beraber Fildişi Sahili'ne saygısızlık etmek istemiyorum. Maçınız sonuçlandıktan sonra yorum yapmayı tercih ederim."

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

We made so much fun of hantavirus that they deleted the whole storyline.

The disease just pack up and left due to bad ratings.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Here's a tip for eating or drinking solo, and this works in almost every establishment: When you go somewhere alone they let you order literally ANYTHING off the menu, and all they ask in return is the amount of money listed next to that item.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance.

[Comunacho 🇪🇦 @Comunacho1]

Los alemanes a 35 grados, sin aire acondicionado, despiertos hasta la 1 de la mañana para ver como Paraguay los elimina del mundial.
Peores condiciones que el tratado de Versalles.

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[Eric Lécuyer @eric_lecuyer_]

Après deux heures à regarder le lac, j'ai réalisé que c'était la clôture du voisin

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

The cleaning staff after Japan got eliminated:

[🫵🏽 @idoxvi]

Watching penalty shootouts as a neutral is genuinely the peak of this sport

[Billie @Billie_T]

First shoot out in America that’s not in a school

[me irl @me_when_irl]

How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun is gonna explode in 5 billion years

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

Stadium cleaners finding out Japan has been knocked out of the world cup

[asc 🦥 @ascinhiding]

yo 😭😭😭