Melanie

If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no business laughing at others

[Melanie @MelB4581]

.@hphood the Eggnog Bread Pudding recipe in your cartoons has made my life so much better #yummy 🤗

[Melanie @MelB4581]

@Uber_Support I scratched off the gift code on the back of my gift card; anyway to get the gift code? Help!!

[Melanie @MelB4581]

@worcesterpublic There are still typos in this 🤦🏾‍♀️

[Melanie @MelB4581]

@AyannaPressley would love to hear about your time and experience as a #GirlScout 💚

[Melanie @MelB4581]

. @SIRIUSXM can we PLEASE 🙏🏾 get a @WuTangClan station? My life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough!! #thestruggleisreal #wuisforthechildren #prettyplease

[Melanie @MelB4581]

Jack likes it like that! @iamcardib

[Mike Rawlings @Mike_Rawlings]

I’m with fellow Texas mayors in Houston this morning talking about the future of our state and we are all crushed to hear news of yet another mass school shooting. I renew my call for Congress and the... https://t.co/nQ54nsyrmz

[Melanie @MelB4581]

@AFPIHQ Thank you!!

[Melanie @MelB4581]

@AFPIHQ are you not mailing out conference badges this year?

[Melanie @MelB4581]

@UMBCAthletics Still love you guys!!

[Melanie @MelB4581]

@nationalgridus Thanks for getting back to me!! It appears your online system hadn't updated the due date; it's now correct and reflects a March date.

[Melanie @MelB4581]

Watching Ned Stark lose his head sucks every time #GOT

[Melanie @MelB4581]

I've watched the new Ghostbusters six times since Friday night, Sharky loves it #ThanksAmazon

[Melanie @MelB4581]

.@VolturnoPizza it's a liability to have a child on a patio? Why not just say you want an adult-only patio? #smh #customerservicewhat?

[Melanie @MelB4581]

The laugh #baseball #sharky

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Delete your account. https://t.co/Oa92sncRQY

[Melanie @MelB4581]

Do all the Sanders supporters who say they won't vote realize they sound preschoolers taking their balls home for not getting their way?

[Melanie @MelB4581]

.@AppleSupport why isn't there a bacon emoji?

[Melanie @MelB4581]

. @Lifetouch When your kid's preschool grad photo looks like a throwback to the 70's = love 😂😍 #longhairdontcare