Melanie Englert

My parent's had sex so here I am.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

I'm getting such a Bond villian feeling from Zelenskyy. He's keeps asking for favors knowing most of them will start WWIII. The American media is behind him 100% because they want front row coverage of a modern nuclear exchange. Even Biden has kept what's left of his head.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@BeatlesEarth Ringo looks happy as always.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

The only big beautiful bills I know are the ones I don't pay.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

Tomorrow morning @JoeNBC is gonna tell everyone this is the best Biden yet.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@MattWalshBlog Bruh, the beard isn't hiding it.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

Terrible news about President Biden but at least his wife is a doctor.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

She would know.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

No one gives someone a $400 million dollar jet for free without expecting anything in return. Be serious.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@AnthonyHopkins I watched "Magic" last night and it occurred to me that Hannibal Lecter is an extension of Fats - did you draw from that experience?

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@DanversPolice He stayed after school to kill his teacher. Didn't even call his parents to tell them he'd be late either. Bad seed.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@FrancisJHaynes Can you PM me? I'd love to hear these tapes again.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@JoeBiden Everyone knows this is photoshopped just as everyone knows this isn't you posting this.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@NancyMace Hate to say it, but this one makes you look bad. You can't let people bring that out of you. It always works against you.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

He is risen (not Hitler).

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@TuckerCarlson Tucker, what a story. So sorry for your loss; when I lost my father, it was devastating. He had a colorful life as well. As Gene Hackman said, "Death is the end of a life, but not a relationship." It sounds like you both had a good one. What more can anyone ask?

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@JoeBiden So when you're side wins, it's democracy but when the other side wins it's something else? You should be posting this for EVERY election, whoever you are - everyone knows it's not Joe.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@JoeBiden Can we stop the charade already? 100% of the world knows Joe didn't write any of this. Those same 100% know he didn't want his kids growing up in an urban jungle, so let's stop pretending Joe likes black people.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@JoeBiden @Amtrak Can we stop the charade already? 100% of the world knows Joe didn't write any of this. Those same 100% know Joe's stories about his travels on Amtrak are BS.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@JoeBiden Can we stop the charade already? 100% of the world knows Joe didn't write any of this.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@JoeBiden Can we stop the charade already? 100% of the world knows Joe didn't write any of this.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@JoeBiden Can we stop the charade already? 100% of the world knows Joe didn't write any of this.

[Melanie Englert @MelanieEnglert]

@JoeBiden Can we stop the charade already? 100% of the world knows Joe didn't write any of this.