Melise Anne

Writer. Thinker. Feeler. Teacher. Learner. Sometimes I even think I'm a professional.

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@nationalpost @fpcomment Sure, break the system and then claim it doesn’t work and should be replaced. Classic.

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@EmLovesMoviez Did you resist

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@nypost Your live updates page for the Russia-Ukraine war is down. Please fix!!

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Meditation is lit. I always thought it would be useless or that it was a spiritual hoax, but seriously. Guided meditation is like medicine for the brain. #meditation @buddhify @TheChantalHeide #fixthatshit

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@CBCNews @CBCToronto @globalnews @GlobalRegina Can we somehow have Santa being vaccinated go viral so the kids don’t get scared that Santa’s going to bring COVID? One friend already tweeted about how her kid wants to leave out hand sanitizer for Santa by the cookies.

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@DoorDash You got my hopes up by dropping off this coupon at my house, but there are no restaurants that deliver to my location. *Facepalm*

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@BodyForWife In the spirit of the lexicon of the recipe: They were a motherfucking hit! So good. Can’t wait to have leftovers, and of course Huevos Fucking Rancheros! Will definitely be making these again.

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@BodyForWife LOOK AT THIS MONSTROSITY YOU HAVE SUGGESTED. #enchiladas https://t.co/2hOJcaCJHA

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So like, are you sending your kids Trick or Yeeting this year? Because I really think that's what we should call it and everyone should just Yeet The Treats. #YeetTheTreats #Halloween2020

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@fordnation Since you were thinking of ending daylight savings time anyway, can we just bite the bullet and do it this year? Nobody really needs another hour of 2020.

[Doreen 💚 @roundbirbart]

💚💚💚 GIVEAWAY TIME! 💚💚💚

In order to kickstart my little Etsy store, I’m giving away a conure pin! I’m picking a winner on July 19th 8PM CET! (Image has a typo haha)

#giveaways #giveaway #enamelpin #enamelpins #greencheekconure #enamelpingiveaway #birb

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#SuperbOwl2020

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#SuperbOwl2020

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#SuperbOwl2020

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#SuperbOwl2020

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#SuperbOwl2020

[Cst. Jim Monaghan 647 @RPSTrafficUnit]

Looks like #Snowmageddon is back for another day in #yqr. Please stay home unless it's a life or death emergency. I'm planning to get my paperwork done tonight as well @reginapolice

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@ObriansEvents watching The Elwins before Dashboard Confessiona. @TravisStokl - Please marry me so I can watch and listen to you drum for the rest of my life.

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@ObriansEvents watching The Elwins before Dashboard Confessiona. @TravisStokl - Please marry me so I can watch and listen to you drum for the rest of my life.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

what base is it when she tears your lightsaber in half