Melissa

[Avery Tomasco @averytomascowx]

A recent view of the San Gabriel in Georgetown. Some of the apartments could be among those receiving evacuation orders

Video from Mark Champ

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨JOE ROGAN: "People are worried that Elon is going to steal everyone's money. He has $400B. Elon's not going to steal your money. That's not what he's doing. He's a super genius that has been f**ked with. When you've been f**ked with by these nitwits that hide behind 3-letter agencies, and you're dealing with one of the smartest people alive helping Donald Trump get into office and find out what corruption is really going on, you f**ked up.

You f**ked up and picked the wrong psychopath on the spectrum. He's going to hunt you down and find out what's going on, and that's good for everybody. That's how you should be looking at this, like 'Wow, we have a brilliant mind examining these really corrupt and goofy systems and bringing in a bunch of psychopath wizards."

🔥🔥🔥

[Melissa @MelissaBug512]

@SSparklesDaily Dr says "you really need this medicine to stay alive"
Insurance company says "nahhhh"

[Stephanie Sparkles @SSparklesDaily]

Our medical system is like yeah this is serious and should be treated immediately see you in 10 months.

[Metallica @Metallica]

You might have heard we had a four-legged fan join us for #M72LA! Despite reports to the contrary, our friend Storm snuck out of her home adjacent to @SoFiStadium and made her way to the gig all by herself.

After a full night taking in the show with her #MetallicaFamily, Storm was safely reunited with her actual family the next day. She had a great time listening to her favorite songs, including “Barx Æterna,” “Master of Puppies,” and “The Mailman That Never Comes.”

And in case you were wondering, no. You definitely shouldn’t bring your furry friends to the #M72 World Tour. But this dog sure did have her day…

[Melissa @MelissaBug512]

@genefortexas' Community attendants in Texas deserve a raise! On Feb. 28, please include #txbudget funds for a $15 base wage in 2024 & $17 in 2025—that’s what is needed to support this workforce that keeps Texans with disabilities and older adults healthy and in their own homes!

[Melissa @MelissaBug512]

@JaceyJetton' Community attendants in Texas deserve a raise! On Feb. 28, please include #txbudget funds for a $15 base wage in 2024 & $17 in 2025—that’s what is needed to support this workforce that keeps Texans with disabilities and older adults healthy and in their own homes!

[Melissa @MelissaBug512]

@Tekgoddess Danggg, he used to our my neighbor over here on the south side of RR. Hate to hear all this is going on for y'all.

[Andrew Jones @AndyJones1988]

Opening Instagram and the first thing you see is Tommy Lee's post

[Melissa @MelissaBug512]

@roundrock Gross

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

Meet PJ the corgi, our Jubilee emoji!

PJ will appear whenever you use #PlatinumJubilee #HM70 #PlatinumPartyatthePalace 
#PlatinumJubileePageant 
or #TheBigJubileeLunch and we’re hoping that as many of you as possible will use PJ to help celebrate the Jubilee here on Twitter.

[Melissa @MelissaBug512]

@amybruni Not with Beth present!

[Lucas @TimeBombGRR]

When you’re typing a comment on a random post and right in the middle you realize:

[Kailee Issa @KaileeIssa1]

@KXAN_News Round rock

[Cody Powell @cooodddyyy]

@KXAN_News From Lowe’s parking lot

[Melissa @MelissaBug512]

This is the tornado that devastated my sweet little neighborhood. So heartbreaking 💔

[KXAN News @KXAN_News]

CONFIRMED TORNADO now moving through Round Rock. Those in the area seek shelter NOW. https://t.co/vwLxNlP0md

[KXAN News @KXAN_News]

CONFIRMED TORNADO now moving through Round Rock. Those in the area seek shelter NOW. https://t.co/vwLxNlP0md

[Melissa @MelissaBug512]

@bellaalamocat It's beautiful 😍

[Melissa @MelissaBug512]

@bellaalamocat I wish you'd remind the giant barking furball (I live with) of that fact. Here's the resident furball's response to me being so awesome. JUST RUDE!

[Melissa @MelissaBug512]

@bellaalamocat Machine Gun Kitty says "Meowy Christmas to you, Bella!"