Melissa Imperial

You know what they say

[Melissa Imperial @MelissaImperial]

You gotta want it.

[sir roć lee ®️ @alifrm24th]

Took my meds with a vanilla berry Red Bull

[Roan @bigmanroan]

Something really evil about electric salt and pepper shakers. They are not supposed to be like that

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

have to tell a guy his house is sinking tomorrow

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

i always finish my burts bees lip balms i haven't lost one in like 5 years who want me im responsible

[Blondie Saint Bourgeois @redheadcxnt]

drunk as FUCK making a Google sheet to fix my entire life

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @maidenprincesss]

my lexapro pamphlet vs the shorts im gonna wear to drink the alcohol that my psychiatrist advised me not to

[Melissa Imperial @MelissaImperial]

I don’t exactly remember what my dream was, but I do know it was extremely gay.

[Emily Ward @omgitsemilyward]

30 Rock literally altered the course of my entire life please someone get me into the Radio City show without it costing me a billion dollars

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[Hello it is me Kira :)🍉 @kirabira]

Go piss girl

[T. Kyle @tkylemac]

listening to “Gimme More” after taking an edible

[trish @ultragloss]

2026 and i still laugh at Go Piss Girl

[eva @_glorianas]

immigration debate will go nowhere until we all come to terms it is deeply inhumane to have such massive differences in living standards across the globe and expect people to just accept that

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

hey what’s your mlb tv login info just wondering haha

[Melissa Imperial @MelissaImperial]

Walgreens hold music sounds like a depressed pianist tried to commit suicide and failed. Then composed a piece about how much of a failure he is.

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

It’s so hot outside I fucking hate Israel.

[Melissa Imperial @MelissaImperial]

I would rather kill myself

[Melissa Imperial @MelissaImperial]

Type of shit you see at a vets house

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

my opps can’t even begin to fathom the type shit i’m on

[Melissa Imperial @MelissaImperial]

Lynette Scavo never said those words. But she did deserve better.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

lynnette scavo im sorry I wasn’t ur mother,,,,

god I am haunted by her life. she deserved so much better and her story was the closest to reality, it’s the life of so many women. most ppl would consider it a happy ending and yet her life is genuinely my nightmare,,, my god