Melle Koning

Software engineer. Certified Scrum Master - did the training got the certificate :-) inspecting logs, adds even more

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@nixcraft During a programming course we got a mildly challenging pair programming exercise.

The freshman, navigator, saw me looking things up on the net and asked:
"Wait. Are we allowed to do that?"
"I'm doing this all day. Trust me, I'm a pro."

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@nixcraft Why not just use turbo-jpeg?

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

The masses are among us.

Masses of developers trusting the AI coding tools. Putting remarks in our pull request without being able to tell why they did that...

We are the few #devs who did the work ourselves for forty+ years.

Keep strong, dear code warrior.

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@jarusionn @armankhon Thats weird

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Tech folks will get this one 😂

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

Oops, I divided by zero again.

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@SharePointRage @samuelcolvin @NASA @pydantic @KPMG The receiving side does not have to "work through these". A kind sender would include a request for a quote.

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@vtahowe @juan_dla_mancha @samuelcolvin @NASA @pydantic @KPMG @TrustVanta Why would Mrs Robinson not do that if she needs that, you think?

I'll give a potential reason: not knowing compliance tools.

Why would Samuel *not* do that?

I'll give a potential reason: the follow up questions resulting from providing a compliance report for free.

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@2and2equals5 @samuelcolvin @juan_dla_mancha @NASA @pydantic @KPMG @KPMG_US Please don't feed the trolls.

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

Requesting large image over HTTP/1.2 or gRPC using HTTP/2, what performs better?

A talk with #gemini #ai

#golang #grpc #datatransfers

https://t.co/VXvniybqXE

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@Pmithrandir @housecor How does that statement work for you wherever you enter the building without having seen the existing code bases? 🙂

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@unclebobmartin do you perhaps know if we have something to properly compare all those many different AI coding tools/helpers out there?

I mean, something like a turing-test for an excellent pair-programming-buddy.

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

Thank you @CoccaGerman

The reasoning here was with a tongue in cheek right?

Efficient example
function sumArrayEfficient(array) {
return array.reduce((a, b) => a + b, 0);
}

?

https://t.co/AVxtAN167t

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

Taking with #ChatGPT about #DomainDrivenDesign, took two minutes to start generating the first answer sentence til it choked, but the retry was quick to follow.

Interesting stuff.

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@BertonZhu @TkDodo Short.

Do you use that often as a supportive argument when you get code review comments?

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@davefarley77 "That will be easy" Said by the developer about the work the other developer is working on.

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

"Not invented here" syndromes from the past.

TFS using TFVC (Team Foundation Version Control) - when #git already existed.

#notinventedhere

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@ConnorMooneyhan @swyx True, but isn't that part of the job anyway?

[Melle Koning @MelleKoning]

@jasongorman ROFL!