Kate Mellersh

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@fesshole Ask your clinic about nasal pillows. Swapped to these within a week or two of getting my CPAP and never looked back.

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@MrsFischoeder @fesshole Fish Odor*

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@fesshole You have

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@Banned_Reunion @AdamJSchwarz That’s the scary thing - it didn’t - she’s still as puffed up as an eclair

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@AdamJSchwarz The irony is as large as her head

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@Andybrawn6 Sacked AND arrested

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@BGatesIsaPyscho None of your business, or anyone else’s - that’s what it is

[Dr Adam Rutherford @AdamRutherford]

This makes me so angry. I’ve known Kev since I was 18, and I’ve never seen him like this. I don’t believe in hell, but these medics and carers were in it, and the bastards who made light of this plague, denied it, called it a flu, and made it worse for everyone, you deserve it.

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@squeakyliz173 @fesshole Maybe check out what’s going on for you, that you’re picking people who are emotionally unavailable to you? From one who’s been there, done that, with always falling for the impossible ones.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Obama announcing the death of bin Laden vs. Trump announcing the death of al-Baghdadi will forever be one of the funniest videos on the internet.

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@RachelMoiselle You’re thinking of ‘dunce’

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@fesshole We all do that, mate 🤣

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@burymeinheels @anon_opin Nope - that is just tacky, whereas the public proposal is all about pushing the proposee into feeling pressurised and powerless.

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@NoContextBrits Seriously? You insist on empire with your langusge?

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@anon_opin Hands up if you *didn’t* immediately root about to check what your nostrils were currently harbouring.
Disappointingly, nothing to speak of ���🐛👃

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@MrJamesMay Change your underwear before you go out, so there won’t be any embarrassment when you’re killed in a car accident

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@PlymMatth @anon_opin Weirdo!

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@CPT_Fisto @fesshole What if she’s actually a person and not a revenge object? FFS.

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@ask_aubry Welcome to how it feels to be a woman in a relationship with a man, 99% of the time.
You’ll get over your sense of vulnerability within your relationship - just like women do. Be grateful your small-but-mighty wife has family defence covered.

[Kate Mellersh @MellershKate]

@scow3000 @EdmundAvalon @NoContextBrits Heads first!