Melissa

Dog mom, sister, daughter, aunt, friend, knitter, runner, lawyer in recovery turned social worker, professional in many ways.

[City of Salem MA @CityofSalemMA]

Additional State Police personnel are in #SalemMA this weekend to provide expanded parking enforcement. To report an illegally parked vehicle call the Salem Police at 978-744-1212 at the time it is taking place. Do not use SeeClickFix to report an illegally parked vehicle.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I don’t usually ask people to RT things, but RT the hell out of this.

Corporate greed is continuing to drive inflation.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

🚨 Attention Prayer Warriors 🚨

I’m missing a Pyrex lid!

[Destination Salem, MA @DestSalem]

City of Salem Strongly Urges Public Transportation
for Weekends in October, see the link below for more details!

https://t.co/R76N0qUv8f

[City of Salem MA @CityofSalemMA]

Visiting #SalemMA this weekend for @HauntdHappnings?
1⃣Park at free satellite lot & ride free shuttle
2⃣Park at MBTA garage (252 Bridge St, $2 to park all day)
3⃣Park at Beverly garage (10 Park St Beverly) & ride train 1 stop (4 minutes!) to Salem
https://t.co/2ELF4D5EL5

[Melissa @Mellysail78]

I’ve made those texts before! 😂😂

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

What Joe Biden did today with marijuana possession is going to lead to a massive expansion in the number of jam bands. It sounds harmless now until you've been subjected to a 23-minute bass solo

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Let’s get married & have kids so instead of trying a pumpkin beer you can stop the crying while I go back into the corn maze to find the shoe.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Slather some butter on your weekend!

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

If only I could smite people.

[Melissa @Mellysail78]

@lawyerthoughts #knitting #canning

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Nothing good happens after 7:00 p.m.

[I Might Be Funny @imightbefunny1]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the photo frames sitting on the floor of my bedroom waiting to be hung up "when I get a minute".

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

When the light turns green, I like to remind other drivers with a prolonged toot of my horn.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Life is a thickening agent.

[Blanche Swartzendruper @swartzendruper]

You can't mark a giant D on confidential HOA files and say they were declassified Darlene! @PearlsFromMyrna