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[Joyce @Meowmi]

More info from Reuters about the defilement of my once-verdant co-owned parcel of land: https://t.co/IAT2ptObGU

[Joyce @Meowmi]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/yK2754WWGq

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@NostalgicNebula bridget fonda

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@sinosoul Same. 😭

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Screwing conventions (lefty loosey, righty tighty) also apply to twist ties.

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@extraface Hope you have a quick and easy recovery.

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@imsugar @Angry_Staffer This is what the main rebuttal to the “hutchinson’s lying” narrative should be. TFG would be apoplectic.

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I had no idea that Idiocracy turns into Gilead, but here we are.

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@sinosoul I was wondering what would win out: being cheap or making it easy on yourself. 😂

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@lpatinoauthor @Angry_Staffer They clearly didn’t watch the second hearing or they’d know better. You can’t help the willfully stupid.

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Hey, guess what? More lax gun laws in the state usually means more gun deaths. https://t.co/UenvkslIgg

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I’m sorry (and I feel bad calling out a Dem when we need all the help we can get) but what the Dr. Bronner is this?

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Meaningless, super-specific rant: Why do pen manufacturers keep adjusting their width definitions? “Fine” is .7 mm now? I might as well use a Sharpie!

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@lucasjosh My ex LOVES (and collects) those books. The thought had struck me too.

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Can’t imagine how that would have been at all. 🤥🤫

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

I give up.

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@sinosoul Alas, there are those of us who aren’t aware that we’re POC…or are actively in denial.

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@sinosoul Boiled lettuce definitely pulls ahead in horribleness. 🤮