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[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

I've flown @WestJet exactly twice and both times we waited on the tarmac for 45-65min waiting for "people running late" effectively screwing the people who know how to set an alarm. #missedconnection #thanks
is this typical?

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

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[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

I really hate that the only wide shoes #Skechers ever carries in their stores are the solid ones for fast food workers. Don't wide footed people deserve to try on sandals?

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@terrybenton @crystalkei There are lots of people who have been damaged and hurt by serving a full time mission.

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

I've never actually worked alongside an actual Boomer before now. I can't wait to share stories. Today he told me he once made everyone in a meeting 💀 with "it's not easy being green".

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

Mormons be like "oh I can't watch that because I'm such a stickler for history" like they don't go to church every week and sit there

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@seagulljaap I assumed it was bc like other people he has verbally abused, she also blocked him. I dunno maybe stop being an ahole and send it yourself D

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@JuddCSmith1 @easton_matty Actually yes it is a buffet. That's why Utah Mormons are largely unvaccinated.

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@kylebostian Salam, here is your unroll: @DrClarkM1: Why does it matter that there is no biblical evidence that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute? A brief… https://t.co/bO0J4OxjOf See you soon. 🤖

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@Izekordonaldson @NAACP @DerrickNAACP @Ch_JesusChrist @LDSchurch @NelsonRussellM As a BYU alum I fully support renaming all buildings. Thank you ❤ for your efforts.

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@hwbrookes Yikes that's horrible! Comically horrible :)

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

Thanks for the free mag @BHG but #nope to exploiting cultural traditions for Dia de Muertos into a party theme. #appropriation

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@SISTASinZION you ladies are ON POINT this week. Keep up the good work. #fangirling

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@united Jokes on you though, cuz I made sure my toddler wiped his nose on not one but TWO seats. #notsorry

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@United ..guys, we appreciate getting seats. Driving all night to end up in non-reclining seats was (not) awesome

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@united we have resorted to feeding candy to the angry toddler. I may never forgive you .

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@united I would say that I'd like a voucher for another flight from #MFR but you'd probably cancel that too

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@united do you know how hard it is to try to interpret non-english speakers at 2am?
I DO.

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

My SIL just flipped off a slow driver. Make no mistake @united this is ALL YOUR FAULT.

[Blix @Mercedesnachos]

@united Guess who had to wake up their grumpy toddler 4 hours earlier than planned? You'll never guess so I'll tell you. It's me.