David Marriott

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

@SaintsRugby Why, with my Digital Membership, did I not get the promised 2 day “priority” window to purchase tickets?!

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

Hi @UPS_UK my package has now not been delivered for two days in a row?! Any ideas when it will be delivered? The “Your Driver is on the Way” messages are not accurate!

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

England play Ireland at Trent Bridge on 23rd September! View from Smith Cooper Stand row C Seat 29 is it will be a great craic! #ENGvNZ

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

Oi @ABAOpodcast not everyone has their @CV_Products Thick Skull case, so Episode 105 was a bit of a spoiler about the Secret free gift! I blame Nazgob for not being there to stop them

[Vapourologist @Vapourologist]

Hogwarts department of Anaesthesia:

Dr Potter CT1 - From the moment he picked up a laryngoscope, he’s been told “Yer a gasser Harry”

[Clare Collins 🇺🇦 @clarecollins21]

Any anaesthetic consultants in the UK willing to share the rate of pay in their trusts for ‘acting down’ work (resident working covering trainee on call gaps?)
Thank you for any help!

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

@clarecollins21 Not sure, I’ll ask @clarecollins21

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

#buggeroffBoris

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

All hail the lettuce! #saladoverlord

[Ben Jones @benjonescricket]

I know what you're thinking, and yes, Truss' tenure did last less than Alastair Cook's combined career minutes batting in FC cricket

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

@KDogg0_o For the ultimate, toast the bread and then grated cheese in the middle. (Not a toastie, but a toast and cheese sandwich)

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Road Space Comparison https://t.co/5rsOf8WOmq

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

@nickopotamus @RibbleCycles @Ollie_Peckover That is beautiful. My @RibbleCycles CGR was 6months delayed… worth every second of waiting, highly recommended

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

@M_charlt @nickopotamus Massively believe in cycle helmets, can’t imagine why @zcmarriott

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

A tip to avoid a Speed Awareness Course. Stay in a hotel hosting one, be among people who think they've suffered a miscarriage of justice like Barry George, the Birmingham Six, or Angela Cannings, then resolve to not be at an event with such insufferable twats by driving slower.

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

Average facilities for non tea/coffee drinkers at a conference. ⁦@zcmarriott⁩ is livid https://t.co/IdSL7xyqBK

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

Great game on the conferencing app for #ac2022 . Points awarded for networking. https://t.co/xXm6NjMqbu

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

@Sandmaennchen_B @MerlinLarsonMD1 Nar, next time I’m doing it 1900s style, pass me the chloroform sponge

[David Marriott @MerseyGasMan]

@postnorddk a package with Tracking I sent to Denmark is still waiting at customs for further information. I have had no contact. Could I have an update please?

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

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