DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes

Helps SMEs get to grips with SEO & get great Google Rankings. Occasionally spotted doing CyberSec & Electronics : Coffee/white/sugar : Crosby : Merseyside :

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

There's lots of empty, derelict or void commercial buildings around these days. If it's yours, check out the advice from NW Fire Solutions about avoiding fire risks. Call 'em, much easier conversation than an awkward one with your insurance broker!

https://t.co/h1wA0P83oi

#fire

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

ManyPets make life as a pet parent easier with up to £20k vet fee cover and 24/7 video vet, and you can claim online or through your vet.
If you buy a plan, we both get a gift card. They also have over 22k 5⭐️ reviews. #ad #pet #dogs https://t.co/zbcJyEDXO3

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

Is @reportfrauduk just Action Fraud with new clothes? #Notfitforpurpose

I gave you:
Transcript of contact
Tel of fraudster
TikTok business profile of fraudster
Vehicle Reg & V5 with address
Bank details that received fraudulent payments

...and you still say 'not viable' 🤔😢

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

Oh thanks for not letting me know Membership expired yesterday @Costco @CostcoUK 😱 No emails nothing. Until I got a call from my wife trying to get petrol.

Have you ANY idea how much trouble I'm now in? #customerservicefail

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

I used to get sourdough in @92DegreesUK. Then they stopped it. B used to have honey on bagel. Then they stopped it. We had nice wholewheat bagels & Philadelphia. Then they stopped it. 😟

I’m beginning to think it’s something I said! If they stop my Americano then I’m in trouble!

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

Range Rover Sport For Sale ** Spares or Repair ** Engine knocking. Sorry to see it go but would make a great repair project. #rangerover #landrover

https://t.co/554aMLjcfK

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

@DeskCustom52277 @Dakes_Liverpool Hey @AsdaServiceTeam looks like a fake account pretending to be you!

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@HelplineDe243 @Dakes_Liverpool Hey @AsdaServiceTeam looks like someone’s pretending to be you!

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

@merseyrail Good job I'm not *actually* dishonest as your staff member completely messed up the address on the Penalty notice and I could just bin it. But I won't... That's half our weekly grocery bill. And I hate beans on toast...

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

Hey @merseyrail - not your job to be rude & confrontational to my teen daughter, that's MY job! 😈 #jobsworth : She thought her season ticket was valid. I thought it was too. No opportunity given to rectify an obvious mistake. Would've been no action if bally-clad scrotes I bet!

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@merseyrail Already emailled in. Her season ticket expires December but not valid during half term - didn't know. So issued fine by rude member of staff when she tried to use it. Never dodged a fare in our lives & not starting now. But disproportionate, heavy handed response.🤷‍♂️

[Dakes @Dakes_Liverpool]

Hey #photography peeps. I’m looking to bias more towards my photography so thinking of a rebrand (here, Bluesky & Insta) - which of these sound best to you? GrumpyOldGeezer Photography should also be an option 🤣

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

Hey @O2RitzManc - did you know the contact us link on your https://t.co/M9Ri41f1bI link is broken? Let your web folk know it's a 404 👍. No worries as I found contact deets on site but thought you should know.

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

Highly recommend a visit to this exhibition at Crosby Library - well I would, there's some of mine in there!
Thanks to the awesome @SeftonLibraries staff at Crosby who do amazing work for the community. #photograpy #Sefton #art #photoart https://t.co/P7PMav3Ph2

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

FIRE!!! Would you know what to do? Or how to evacuate? Follow the advice of the guys at @NWFireSolutions and sort out your evacuation plan : https://t.co/tWiVO6x37a #firesafety #fireservice #call999

[Duncan Reid @crosbyseabank]

Here’s a challenge - does anyone have a spare ticket for the Skye Newman concert at @O2RitzManc?

Have a disappointed teenager that wasn’t able to get the final ticket needed for her to go with a gaggle of friends.

(Seen one on a scalping site for 10x face value, crazy!)

[Dakes @Dakes_Liverpool]

Hey @seftoncouncil - why can’t this lot be put in your recycling? So annoying to have to send it to landfill! @SeftonGreens please try & exert change for the better! @NeilDoolin1 does great work against the odds.

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For the makers & creators, my wife's glass fusion microwave kiln - super large size. https://t.co/lUToGE6poE #glassfusion #art #makers #glass

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Looking for a quick gift for a youngster?
https://t.co/7UqlDg6kok should do the trick as a first fun camera with lots of noisy beeps, games and funny filters! #camera #toys #selfies

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

After asking me to DM, this got quietly ignored by the #CustomerServiceFailure that is @BootsUK - so they shop elsewhere now. Simples.

[DuncTheGeek💙: Words : Electrons : SEO & Bad Jokes @MerseySEO]

Hey @BootsUK My 15yo daughter went out for a meal with other members of her dance troupe. Nice, well behaved kids. Only to be refused entry to Aintree store. Have you no idea how much makeup they buy? You rudely turned away your biggest demographic! #marketingfail