Messiah College

Messiah College was a nationally ranked, private Christian university of the liberal and applied arts and sciences until we were sent to the shadow realm.

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Important notice for #messiahuniversity students

Please weigh yourself, poop, then weigh yourself again and post both numbers on Canvas BEFORE returning on Monday.

This is a new COVID prevention method and it is required by the CDC that all colleges submit their collected data

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@Mepaynl @JohnFea1 This is too long can you summarize in 2 sentences or less

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@_chuckpeters @SoccerRaiders @TNUmSoccer @BaylorAthletics @belmontsoccer @LipscombBisons @VandySoccer @CIURams Tyson chicken nugget

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@MessiahEsports Great record, keep it up 👍

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@REAP_LGBTQ @IndWes @lasierranews @LibertyU @lipscomb @MoodyBible @my_ccu @NyackCollege @obunews @SeattlePacific @ToccoaFalls @ucollegeNE @Westmont @YorkCollegeNeb We love gay people. We wait in line to give them smooches during classes

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@MessiahDining We actually couldn’t find any leprechauns so we just had a little person dress up in green and say the Lord’s Prayer over it

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@MessiahDining A moment of silence for all the leprechauns we ground up into powder to make this

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In addition to the end of #SpringStaycation we would like to remind students that any discussion of Eurovision and any derivative is strictly prohibited.

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Important notice for #messiahuniversity students

Please weigh yourself, poop, then weigh yourself again and post both numbers on Canvas BEFORE returning on Monday.

This is a new COVID prevention method and it is required by the CDC that all colleges submit their collected data

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Happy snow day everyone! Research the “Dyatlov Pass Incident” and tell me demons don’t walk among us.

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@MessiahEsports @messiah_univ Lame, where is the Nidhogg 2 team

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@OahsC @RosemontCollege @DelVal @shippensburgU @DrexelUniv @JMU @TempleUniv @slipperyrocku @messiah_univ is lying. We are the voice of the people and they are the voice of a corporation. Their tyrannical hammer shall break over the anvil of our resistance.

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Did you know employers who take time at the beginning of internships to orient students reap productivity & effectiveness more quickly than those who don't? This @MessiahCollege guide includes an excellent 'Orientation checklist', perfect for #ChecklistDay https://t.co/B40irW67j5

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@VOCEDplus We shall train you to be dissatisfied with what you have; so that you may use your unique existence to pursue frivolities and become part of the blood machine

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We know what y’all doing in Jordan/Kline at night. We also know what y’all doing in the music rooms. We aren’t going to stop you either.

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@im_supahhman @MessiahEsports We’d sooner play N64 Superman than Overwatch

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@MessiahEsports you lame as hell, still playing overwatch and league in 2020 lmao. Let’s get some good games rolling like nidhogg 2

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@webfx Poggers

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@MattRoth70 @BrenDerlin @BrianDuffield These dang students keep stealing the French fries so we got no money

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That didn’t take long

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Without chapel not enough people are experiencing the beautiful and heinous smell of Hostetter