Jessie

future milf, current disaster |

[Jessie @MessieSchmit]

But my advice is, if you have posted me somewhere against my knowledge or consent. Take that shit down immediately.

Otherwise I've already screenshotted my DMs with every single person I sold to in 2022, and I've already got the list of whoever I sold to who subbed to my O/F

[Jessie @MessieSchmit]

Hello! If you are one of the people who bought n*des and videos off me in 2022 then I know for a fact that you're potentially involved in the unsolicited spreading of my content that has now wound up on revenge p*rn sites.

[Jessie @MessieSchmit]

I can line up who I sold certain content to in 2022 with who subscribed to my *nlyfans with a hell of a lot of ease - And from there I can very easily pay to track down whatever information about who you really are.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

@nickjonas I used to pray to god to take your diabetes away.

[cat !! 💕🏳️‍⚧️ @catluvsdnp]

new branch of the 9/11 domino affect just dropped

[Gay Gay Hunsecker @stockpiledclay]

Happy birthday to the OG DL king. Even better than Dracula is Bram’s incredibly gay fan letter to Walt Whitman where he includes his measurements for some reason

[Jessie @MessieSchmit]

@leoistired @theorollason thank you both, HATED it

[Matt Ley @Thelaserbearguy]

they should give hatsune miku a passport like they did for paddington

[Jessie @MessieSchmit]

@Revilokio @Thelaserbearguy jweet

[Every The Sopranos Frame In Order @FrameInOrder]

S04E08 - 210 of 700

[Jessie @MessieSchmit]

@noivernz @Thelaserbearguy

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

No. Pick your favorite.

[Bob Dylan @bobdylan]

I ran into one of the Buffalo Sabres in the elevator at the Prague hotel. They were in town to play the New Jersey Devils. He invited me to the game but I was performing that night.

[leon @skyferrori]

julian casablancas in the brat album remixes:

[Jessie @MessieSchmit]

@pastapowerhud @Thelaserbearguy

[Jessie @MessieSchmit]

@papikkra @_AlexHirsch please

[anto @papikkra]

Grunkle Stunkle wins the election!