Simon

The environment is the thing. Everything else is just
bollocks of varying degrees.

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This picture was taken in 2014 on planet earth. Difficult to believe but it's true. #NothingToDoWithMisogyny

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@SubversiveForce Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant and very well deserved. One of the greatest ever FAFOs of all time.

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@City_Chief @YayaToure In my opinion, the greatest footballer we ever had and I know that's a massive claim.

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@afneil Have they also determined that rain is wet and the sun is hot? Shocking impartiality...

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@henrywinter In a friendly! I hope he's suitably consoled....

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@jeffries_p63117 @GBNEWS @EllieMae833411 Utter bollocks. They're miles easier to run and miles cheaper to run too. Costs me £3.50 to 'fill' my EV at 5p KW. I've had it 5 years and spent £0 on servicing. ICE is for dinosaurs

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@Nadav_Eyal What is Hebrew for scumbags?

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@it_is_fareed Their culture and lack of education informs their anti-social behaviour and general offensiveness.

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@LeeHurstComic Why would he? He'd have a 200+ majority as it is and 3 years till the next GE. No way on earth he'd call an early election.

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@camillahmturner Anyone got the article?

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@henrywinter I think this result can be summarised more succinctly. "Fuck 'em" says every football fan on the planet.

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@EPLBible You have an odd view of VAR. It's a completely random device so nothing can ever be surprising about it.

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@piersmorgan They had the unbeatables. Now they are the unwatchables.

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@henrywinter They're actually unwatchable.

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@FansAgainstVAR_ Along with anyone else who has watched Arsenal this season, this is exactly what I was expecting...

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@Dannyflex73 @terrychristian His feral family who act as spongers/agents.

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@MaryKenny4 Do they do anything else for free in that café? As a marketing ploy it's not the brightest move. If they were struggling they're going to struggle more.

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@terrychristian @nungriverpatrol I think you're right. City have had fantastic players and United have suffered from having a succession of utter garbage. However explain if you can why football professionals think Pep is a football genius and why we should accept your view rather than theirs.

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@terrychristian @nungriverpatrol Pep didn't manage lesser teams because better teams recognised his talent and employed him. So, to judge him badly because he didn't manage Aberdeen is ridiculous. Like no one thinks any less of Messi because he didn't ever play for Stoke.

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@terrychristian Fan thinks the manager of his team was the greatest. Shock!

Who do football professionals think is the greatest?

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@SamLee Well done to you, Sam Lee. You're very often bang on the mark and always worth listening to, especially on City.