Unbelievable!
Trump is dozing off, AGAIN!
RFK Jr.'s hands are shaking so badly you wonder if he's still hooked!
You can't make this shit up, people, you just can't!
Hollywood's envious that they didn't come up with it first!
"Trump's Daily Comedy Show live from the WH!" ๐
Today, an ICE agent stops in the middle of a highway, waddles towards a car attempting, to intimidate the driver and passenger, pepper sprays the car and waves bye.
Congratulations to the โPeace Presidentโ and FIFA Peace Prize winner Donald Trump, on making history as the first U.S. president to bomb seven countries in one year. Truly inspiring stuff. Take a victory lap, you fucking war criminal.
Fuckface quotes Bible stuff he doesnโt give a shit about or believe, then immediately starts bragging about ending a war - one of 8, 9, or 12 wars, depending on what fucking day it is. And the stupids still cheer for this fucking moron.
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PRO-TIP: If you're the jerk who snatched Majchrzak's cap out of the child's hand I'd get out in front of this. Find out how to get the hat back to the kid and make a public apology. This won't end well unless you make it right quickly.