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[cryokitty 🔞 @cryokitty_]

Fat girls in swimsuits are literally the hottest thing ever

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Comedy just doesn't age well. I cringe when I remember how hard I laughed at peek a boo

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

I feel like most of you missed the point of the Jim Carrey Ranking (the fact that you should watch Earth Girls Are Easy)

[Pearl 🍉 @pearl_ow3]

need my pussy ate but i have this stupid ass penis

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[brother of a goliath fan @poetrysecrets]

i can tell i've been affected by the decadent society i live in because i now consider the double stuf to be the main oreo

[uncle female @yoonogy]

if a cop ever pulled me over for suspected drunk driving and asked me to recite the ABCs backwards I’d say something like “I couldn’t even do this sober” and immediately get handcuffed

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

it’s time for us to get really brave about making anania!eurydice a reality broadway producers

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Balthazar is such a necromancer name you can’t name your kid Balthazar and be surprised when they start dabbling in necromancy

[interpretation @materialcritic]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Movies were so much better when Harvey Fierstein would just pop up

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

yayyy it’s in me now and it made me fat and sexy

[kat 🌲🕯️ @capstellium]

people will say "neither are real castles" of course but the truth is that we should be building more beautiful things that are a little corny and pastiche and enjoy them for what they are

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Any good career paths for people who aren’t very intelligent and do not possess any discernible skills?

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

We’ve legit lost the plot. I honestly have zero idea what people are looking for these days but there needs to be a major shift in criticism. The movies I saw were well written, well directed, beautifully shot, insanely well performed and the sound was amazing

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

what is the best sandwich you have ever had and where can I obtain it

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(Hasn’t won a single one)well, you can’t win them all

[Alias Incognito @McL106]

@wideofthepost Me (a generally liked masturbator in college): What a loser!