Samus's Top Guy

✝️Christ is Lord | '06 Metroid fan | Xenoblade & NIKKE fan | Lore/canon enjoyer | America First MAGA🇺🇸

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Me rn (right now)

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Me a Texan who is used to the heat and whose house is at 77 degrees seeing the rest of America shit on 78 degree houses.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Mayor Mamdani: "Set you thermostats to 78 degrees to alleviate the stress on our grid"

The warmth of collectivism

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A high trust society would never make me ask the clerk for my gas pump receipt when the pump itself should dispense it.

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@SonicHero3D coal so vantablack and straight from the mines he refuses to address anyone

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@MythoAmerica My friend has one of these in her Kia

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@yasminesummanx What happened to your 537k real likes, loser?

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If true, knowing how lame Mercury Steam handled Dread, my hopes aren't the highest

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RUMOR: Metroid Ravenous revealed for Switch 2 by ratings leak https://t.co/94wWR8m8ml

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@kitoyunn What happened to your 104k real likes, loser? Only at 200 followers from that many likes?

[tyrran @tyrranKPX]

Xenoblade 2 supremacist stay winning. Xenoblade 1 niggerfags keep on picking cotton were about to crack the whips. Takahashi has Xenoblade 2 plushies oh his desk. Another W, more fuel for Xenoblade2chuds, and more justified ego inflation. 1, 3, and X fags kneel before us

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@vidsthatgohard Breaking gimmick again award 🥇

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the established and new lore. For example, D2's hive and the witch queen retcon. The worm luring them into fundament's sea to meet the worm gods and become the hive was not ruined but connected with the witness responsible for the worm gods creation which it used to lured them.

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Im not the biggest fan of retconing when it's abruptly placed on something well established like how the chozo were a peaceful race and now out of nowhere there's two tribes and one's the evil one. Retconing only works when it's targeting a small detail that can smoothly connect-

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@MagicMushMM Dudebros? I thought they were black?

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@dodo1792295 @AParkedMiniVan

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@JordanMalicious @Asmongold @Bungie

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@Red_Mage23 Lobotomize every scott the woz fan who watches his videos and immediately thinks they know more than the average fan who plays the games and consoles he reviews.

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@Pirat_Nation Zoomer directed movies are just gonna be video games and niche internet horror isn't it

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The biggest pussies are the types who say positive things about something but also have to say something bad as well so they don't get labeled a dickrider

[Kagura 神楽 | Xenoblade 2 @AllegrettoGGG]

@UltimaJyro It's a really good patch and another way to experience the game again
Thankfully this AI idiot isn't the author but you know people like him would push this kind of thing :/

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@zippoiii @AllegrettoGGG @UltimaJyro Nigger experiences Japanese names and loses it

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@soliloquy333 @jackunheard Didn't answer the question award🏅

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@bobMUFC2 Oh yeah? Speaking from experience?