Mrs. Pibb🇵🇸🍉

im not crazy (legally speaking) | they/he/she

[Mrs. Pibb🇵🇸🍉 @mewports]

he suckin it from the back like a hamster tryna get water

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

𝑖𝑓 𝑢 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑟𝑟ℎ𝑒𝑎 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑜 𝑦𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑦 𝑖𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒

[denshirenshi @GottoFishu]

THE DANGER TOKON MODEL HAS BEEN OBTAINED ⚠️⚠️⚠️

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

You can get the chance to jump into Luigi's pants! Stop by our gaming lounge and find out how to win a costume! http://t.co/IR1JEQEt

[ULLLTIMMAAAAA🍉🇵🇸 @Ultima_Undead]

“Niggas hate hitler but love Lightning McQueen” what the fuck is you talking about

[vost @foolibuster]

game night - collab with @NobeyOne

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

Mothers like this are so much more responsible for patriarchy than gay men ever could be

[dominican muslim 🇵🇸 @fountainbabe]

All those g forces on perpetual calorie deficit I know she saw buddha

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

Showing my barber a video of his own death when he asks me what i want

[Bruhface! @TherealBruhface]

Back to, back to, back to, back to you
I don't wanna fall right back to us
Maybe you should run right back to her
I don’t wanna go back, back to
Back to, back to, back to, back to you

[Isaiah @isaiahsofyne]

me explaining that if you get AMC A-list you get to see 4 movies a week for $25 so even if you see just two movies a month it pays for itself

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Using the phrase "I'm willing to bet my life on it" as a way of saying I'm like 60% sure

[Mrs. Pibb🇵🇸🍉 @mewports]

@ReeS3_Superslim LMAO???????????

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

A cocky teenage Latina who was a duck just destroyed my fragile ego with a single look

[Mrs. Pibb🇵🇸🍉 @mewports]

me going #beastmode in her #vajayjay

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

X-Men: First Class (2011)

[Rick Stickerman @ricky_stickers]

If your wedding has one of those phones where you can “leave a voicemail for the couple”, I will be playing the entirety of one of the flight 93 9/11 voicemails for it. That is a fact.