Mi1kyman

the last remaining renaissance man and also the guy your mother hits on in the gym

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

A rare snow covered Luna spotted in the wild

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And you didn’t even put the fucking spread on my sandwich (if you even want to call this monstrosity that) what is the world coming to

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

@Wawa don’t think that the 30 cent markup on avocado spread went unnoticed… this shit is highway robbery one measly scrape of the knife now costing me a whole ass dollar

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

Peak breeding male

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@lilmeowm3ow decent sized breeding male spotted

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@Spotify please god implement dislikes on dj so I can skip god forsaken shaboozy for the love of Christ and never be punished by that shit again… thank you

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

@lilmeowm3ow I celebrate every single time I see a woman fail, especially on the road

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

@lilmeowm3ow Facts🙏✅💯

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

@CellucciDan When they expect you to give of your hour of self loathing for the incessant beating of your own heels into asphalt

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

This body was built by rape juice… don’t sleep

[PETA @peta]

The fact that milk is basically rape juice not enough for ya? How about this: Milk-based cheese contains stomach lining and addictive drugs, and that’s not all. It’s also crawling with bacteria—some of it harmless and some of it pretty icky. For example, the same family of bacteria that makes Limburger cheese smell so bad (brevibacterium linens) is what makes your feet stink 😵
https://t.co/6Frkq6gFo5

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

Lock in it’s almost the winter solstice

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

@Ninja I don’t think a chill guy would be screaming from the rooftops that he has skin cancer.

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

With lyrics that literally say “cum right on me I mean camaraderie”
Keep sitting back and being mad while me and @SabrinaAnnLynn mog your dumbass

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Sabrina Carpenter acts out ORAL S*X mid show, receiving backlash as a result.

She is a former Disney Channel star.

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

Dear lord forgive me for these gains which I am about to receive #imissher

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

This year for Halloween I went as @Shanemgillis if he was a little bit jacked instead of being a little bit autistic

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

205 please ignore my blemishes I just got done pulling wires out of my skin.

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

We can agree on something at least small fry. Fat people are the bane of the free world, why are we popularizing people like lizzo and not this soul who enacted real change. Food for thought (don’t say music cause you already know Lizzo is trash

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Most people aren’t even ugly they’re just fat

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

Heaviest yet at 208

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

Me and all my homies love that funky little cat

[jadey 🤍🩵 @missmilkton]

girls are obsessed with hello kitty

what’s hello kitty for guys

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

No wonder my groceries cost an arm and a leg, Lizzie stop hoarding food you fat bitch

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Lizzo reveals her incredible body transformation! 🔥‼️

[Mi1kyman @Mi1ky_Man]

Bro really thinks voting for the cum queen will get him laid smh. Get your shit together and hit the gym little man. You’re not entitled to an opinion under 200lbs

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

My name is Chris Mowrey, I’m 22, and I’m voting for Kamala Harris in Georgia.

I went to a rage cage today. FUCK Project 2025 and Donald Trump!