Mia

[★ PURE THIQUE ★ @purethiquekj]

me sleeping at night knowing Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus are each others shot gun rider til’ the day they die https://t.co/B9J5vVAehC

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

@Mia_Lane_ but like the result? totally worth it.

[Mia @Mia_Lane_]

@symon____ You knew what you were getting yourself into

[тяαᥴꫀ @flept]

i don’t even study for tests i just be believing in myself

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

me- “i haven’t had sex in a fat minute”
mia- “you want, taco fries?”

[Mia @Mia_Lane_]

@symon____ I deserve it 🙄

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

I GET TO SEE MIA IN DECEMBER?!?!?! WHAT?!?!
@Mia_Lane_

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

you can tell how much childhood trauma someone has by if they like christmas or not

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

get ready to get fed up with the amount i’m about to post cause i have the coolest job in existence

[GL @gldivittorio]

Mexico is about 80% Catholic- this wasn't a decision of popular opinion, it was purely the court implementing the law as a secular body, like ours is supposed to be

[✨ @wandaskory]

happy anniversary to wanda and vision! today is the only day you can rt this 🥺

[Mia @Mia_Lane_]

@symon____ You literally got your hair done today

[Mia @Mia_Lane_]

@symon____ Hey hey hey ..watch it

[Mia @Mia_Lane_]

@symon____ And look at you now 🐍

[symon🧚🏻‍♀️ @symon____]

bro, i grew up in a cult

[Mia @Mia_Lane_]

@symon____ It was bad.