miami modern housewife

I don't pretend to be a typical housewife.

[Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw]

Every law school should have a one-semester course on “Emailing People Another Reminder to Send You That Document,” considering that is 90% of law practice, in all practice areas.

[Judge Roy Ferguson @JudgeFergusonTX]

Happy #LawyerCat day for all who celebrate!! Today is the 2nd anniversary of Lawyercat. To celebrate, here is the full and complete hearing from start to finish, with a few seconds at the end that you haven't seen! For the next year, may you all be here live and #NotaCat.

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

@heyitsalexsu Accurate

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

@RMFifthCircuit Unqualified bc after a good cross, they will not be likable. However, if it’s an expert in a very rare area or in a super complex issue then unlikeable bc they bury wouldn’t really understand they aren’t qualified and at that point they go on their “feelings”

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

@chrissyteigen I’m not sure what is happening here but I’m calling her London.

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

@mlstrat Funny, I’ve been in litigation for 15+ yrs and I’m in the process of transitioning to transactions aka contracts. I was recruited to transactions bc of my litigation experience. I think skills are transferable in ways we don’t even realize. Will miss the wild stories though.

[wang🍒🇦🇷 @bttflyeol]

entiendo totalmente la locura por el 9 de corea https://t.co/KsqkZx9gaZ

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

What is happening? A birdie told me…I guess we may never know

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

@BetoORourke Thank you for your efforts. I’m sorry our state failed you.

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

This!!!! Who cares for mothers with young kids who must stand in lines with one or more kids just to vote when they could be comfortable in their car seats.

[Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit]

I missed early voting this year, so I’m heading to the polls now.

It’s an opportunity to note that Harris County’s excellent drive-through voting system was made illegal by the Texas legislature, for more or less no reason.

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

Can’t believe this! The laughs and songs you gave along with the characters you brought to life will be missed. #lesliejordan

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

I could watch this all day long 😍🤣

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Baby elephants typically don't learn to control their trunks until they're about a year old, which may result in behavior like this.

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

Idc how old I am, I’m always going to say I’ll never drink again when hungover.
#thingsiknownottobetrue #hungover #facts #SaturdayMorning #SaturdayVibes

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

I can’t remember my password but I will quote what you said 3 yrs ago in an argument.
#Moms #momsbelike #neverforgets #momlife

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

Currently somewhere btwn bad bunny and break up songs. #BadBunny #fridaymorning #FridayVibes #FridayFeeling

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

19 people! Kids mostly and a brave adult women who tried to protect them. I give zero ducks about your rights to shoot on the weekends with your buddies!! I do care about kids, church goers and humans who just want to live their lives. #thoughtsandprayers

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

@BetoORourke please continue to #stayoutofline for all of us Texas citizens that want better gun laws so we can send our kids to school without worrying that they might not return.

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

@kaitlancollins Beto is a Texas citizen and allowed to question those in power. He speaks for many of us with the same thoughts!! #betostayoutofline

[miami modern housewife @MiamiModernWife]

Still what is Abbott doing with his thoughts and prayers? #VoteThemAllOut2022

[NPR @NPR]

“You said this was not predictable? This is totally predictable when you choose to do anything,” said Beto, blaming Abbott’s policies for the shooting at Robb Elementary School that left 19 children and two adults dead Tuesday morning. @KUT https://t.co/ExyHsmt2Fb