Michael

I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew.
Patriots/Pistons and bad tweets mostly.

[Michael @Michael24Davis]

My goodness, Barkley.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

I was an extremely guilty child, constantly wracked with shame. I'm happy to report that this trait has not translated to my daughter, who just fumbled a large watermelon, watched it explode on the ground, and declared "oh well, it was heavy."

[Acyn @Acyn]

Mamdani responds to heckler: That’s the city I want—a city where you can heckle your public officials because the bus is running on time.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

The Young OG 💪

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

Since day one. Thank you for everything you brought to Detroit, Stew.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

In a hearing where residents grilled officials on data centers, a resident of Tyrone Township, Michigan, asked a simple question: Have you signed an NDA with any party regarding developments that could affect the town?

The majority of the township's officials refused to answer.

[Michael Scotto @MikeAScotto]

The Los Angeles Lakers have officially renounced the free agent rights to LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, Dwight Howard, Dion Waiters, Luke Kennard, Marcus Smart, Maxi Kleber, Nick Smith Jr, Jared Dudley, Avery Bradley, Jaxson Hayes, Markieff Morris, and Wayne Ellington.

[MLB @MLB]

Three-time Cy Young Award winner, two-time World Series Champion, 2011 American League MVP, and 2006 AL Rookie of the Year Justin Verlander has been named to the AL roster as a “Legend Pick” for the 2026 All-Star Game, Commissioner of Baseball Robert D. Manfred, Jr. announced today.

[AR12GAMING @AR12Gaming]

RIP Need for Speed...

EA says Criterion is now solely focused on Battlefield, with no plans to return to Burnout or Need for Speed just as the studio celebrates its 30th anniversary...

One of the most influential racing studios in history has officially left the genre.

[M∆TTHEW BITTS 🛸 @MatthewBitts]

We’re watching twitter in the process of recreating Chandler Bing in front of our very eyes

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

You embraced this city not once, but twice. Thank you for every moment, Tobias.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

James Cameron announces that ‘TERMINATOR 2’ will return to theaters on August 28.

“I believe it’s safe to do spoilers after 35 years, so SPOILER ALERT:  the good guys win against the AI superintelligence! Maybe that’s a message of hope we all could use this summer.”

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

The funniest possible outfit you can say this sentence while wearing

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

25 years ago today, @DaleJr did it at @DAYTONA.

[Michael @Michael24Davis]

Sure man.

[Michael @Michael24Davis]

Fun while it lasted but man, that was brutal.

[TNT Sports U.S. @TNTSportsUS]

SVG had a message for Austin Hill in the aftermath of their Chicagoland collision 👀

(via @BrakingBob)