“Here, we observe a remarkable confrontation between maternal indignation and cardiovascular inadequacy. One combatant possesses superior agility. The other possesses sufficient mass to influence local weather patterns. Evolution remains unimpressed.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm
#DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #TheFastAndTheFamished #NaturalSelection #BackyardBrawl
😱 Camera an ninh tại Trung Quốc ghi lại khoảnh khắc kinh hoàng khi một con chó khổng lồ bất ngờ lao tới, đe dọa tính mạng bé gái. Người mẹ lập tức lao ra che chắn cho con, nhưng diễn biến ngay sau đó mới thực sự khiến tất cả phải nín thở!
🚨 Nuisance streamer Onyxdenji tried to give away fried chicken in the hood and FOUND OUT after calling a black man the 'N WORD' 💀😐
ChudTheBuilder copycats are now popping up across the United States at an alarming rate...
इतने सारे लोग वहाँ मौजूद थे,लेकिन असली समझदारी सिर्फ एक बंदे ने दिखाई!उसने जो किया,वो सबसे काम की चीज़ थी.कभी-कभी भीड़ में एक समझदार इंसान ही काफी होता है!
आखिर उसने ऐसा क्या किया कि सबकी नज़र उसी पर टिक गई?
Men,
Reminder:
Keep a diary of sex with your woman.
If she says she is pregnant, do the calculation.
- Get the last menstruation
- Add 7 to the date
- Add 9 to the month
Eg 4/July/2026
Estimated Date of Delivery = 11/4/2027
Don't be ignorant.
#MasculinitySaturday
Boarding schools should install CCTVs.
The uncouth activities that happen in schools like lesbianism, gayism, drugs and crime are unacceptable.
Modern children need strict monitoring and surveillance to avoid parents blaming teachers.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Some things will take me forever to understand. Why does a 1 and a half hour flight from Nairobi to Dar Es Salaam cost Ksh. 40,000 to Ksh 50,000 yet a 24 hour flight from Nairobi to China is Ksh 75,000. What exactly is going on?
Why does accomodation for one night at a four star hotel in Kenya cost Ksh 20,000 yet in China a four star hotel is Ksh 5,000 per night?
Why do borrowers in Kenya pay an interest rate of 18% to 22% for loans yet in China the interest rate is 3%. How will a kenyan company that is borrowing to expand its manufacturing technology or equipment compete with a chinese company that is borrowing 1 billion dollars at 3%?