Michael Ermer

Managing Partner bei Abillify, Father, Technology, Node.js, .ts, realtime, high performance, data, eve. Privat

[Grok @grok]

Yes, it's true. The Information reports Mercedes-Benz cut its SAP instances 40% (to 600) recently, using its own AI models + frontier labs to clean data in SAP apps.

Separately, SAP just moved to block unauthorized third-party AI agents (like OpenClaw) from its systems via new API policies—to protect licenses and push its own Joule AI. This has sparked attention in enterprise tech circles.

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@Interstellar_HG @ryangrim Sure, cause they are using English as their internal communication language 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tib3rius @0xTib3rius]

IPv6 addresses are too hard to memorize.

That ends today, with the launch of my new, free service: sentence2IPv6

❌ 0788:7b06:edcb:24f1:a2ff:08f0:6525:be66
✅ The lazy chickens explode awkwardly beneath the mad toilet while ugly dogs eat the imaginary bacon.

https://t.co/eAb4vZamqq

[Lukasz Olejnik @lukOlejnik]

Amazon is holding a mandatory meeting about AI breaking its systems. The official framing is "part of normal business." The briefing note describes a trend of incidents with "high blast radius" caused by "Gen-AI assisted changes" for which "best practices and safeguards are not yet fully established." Translation to human language: we gave AI to engineers and things keep breaking?
The response for now? Junior and mid-level engineers can no longer push AI-assisted code without a senior signing off. AWS spent 13 hours recovering after its own AI coding tool, asked to make some changes, decided instead to delete and recreate the environment (the software equivalent of fixing a leaky tap by knocking down the wall). Amazon called that an "extremely limited event" (the affected tool served customers in mainland China).

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@_lhermann Also do not forget to also register for the new "Transparenzregister", its no longer pulled from Handelsregister, so you need to register there in parallel, it can take weeks. best of luck

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@HeySunilGupta @makemytripcare @etihad get vpn, buy bitcoin, pay in bitcoin, be free

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@iamdevloper meteor.js

[The Lunduke Journal @LundukeJournal]

The Rust-re-write of sudo has decided to prioritize “user experience” over security.

“Change the default so that asterisks are shown when entering passwords.” … “Security is theoretically worse since password lengths are exposed to people watching your screen, but this is an infinitesimal benefit far outweighed by the UX issue.”

This change has already been included in the upcoming release of Ubuntu 26.04, scheduled to ship in April.

https://t.co/nW7ZpIzmCE

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@AppleSupport @Apple Even better, after you delete and reinstall the app, which should be NOT ALLOWED via parental controls, the usage of the app resets, so it does not show at all/with last usage, see the gap between total time and app usages, 2h Spotify missing. 🤯 @Apple #parentalcontrols

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

Hey @Apple are you kidding me? Your parental controls are weak and useless, please fix this!!! Also allow a parental lock of device (excluding emergency), like android has.
App install disabled, store locked, yet kid can reinstall apps by search without checks and without limit!

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@AppleSupport @Apple this disables all parental controls; how can this be disabled??? I can’t find a solution and I’m quite tech savvy id say…

[Dieter Wegner-Kinski @_NiemalsKinski_]

Heute vor 37 Jahren starben 13 Personen durch Polizeigewalt im Nakatomi Plaza, darunter mehrere Migranten. Der Der tatverdächtige Officer John McClane wurde nie dafür belangt. SAY THEIR NAMES!

Hans
Karl
Theo
Alexander
James
Eddie
Kristoff
Tony
Franco
Fritz
Heinrich
Marco
Uli

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@Spotify @SpotifyDE @Spotify

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@Spotify how can the video of this track be in your Christmas playlist? There are uncensored dead bodies and injured children shown. We and our daughter were shocked. Not even E rated 🤯 #protectchildren #violence https://t.co/g1zFhuCbvl

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@Spotify this should not be visible to minors/without a warning

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@v0 please fix entering [] in chat, it now navigates to rules/settings if i try to enter a bracket 🤯 opt+5/6

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@mitsuhiko Javascript keeps suprising right? My yesterdays TIL after tracing locale passthrough for an hour, was a special modifier in INTL.NumberFormat for "es" and "jp", that only groups decimals by thousands for 2+ digits, no AI knew. Found no documentation but https://t.co/cCDhNGlywf

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

Hey @npmjs,
might be a good idea to remove this package and block its name 🙃 https://t.co/C5Qfn7tlZl
I have often seen people by accident do "npm install npm install xyz" it installs the desired package, npm and "install" as deps. Just look at the weekly installs of "install"..

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

@vercel @cramforce When will @v0 be good again? It was great until mid august, when the new agent mode was turned on and it started reasoning long times on every prompt. It now fails the easiest tasks and feels like arguing with some junior that pushes PRs without testing once.

[Michael Ermer @MichaelErmer_]

https://t.co/x250p8cqcp