Michael Fortney

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

#RealCountryMusic

https://t.co/ULCeMzB6ix

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

Over a week later and still no response or resolution offered from @ChaseSupport. Guess I’ll be closing out all of my accounts in the morning.

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

@ChaseSupport And then to be hung up on by a supervisor who can’t help me? Classy move @ChaseSupport

Guess it’s time to find a new bank.

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

Good old @Chase. 4 different phone calls, 7 different representatives and nobody wants to help me. May be time to find a new bank.

@ChaseSupport y’all are the worst.

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

Can’t believe a representative from @ChaseSupport just told me I’m better off closing my accounts than anyone in the bank helping me. If that’s really what they want me to do then fine 😂

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

@Chase wins the award for worst bank ever. Talk to 12 people in customer support and nobody can help me?!?! What a joke 😂😂😂

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

@StaceyLWalker @SouthwestAir Even Spirit would get you to your destination 🫠

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

Just a weekly reminder about how @SouthwestAir is the worst airline ever. No I don’t need to be in Austin tomorrow for work or anything 😂🙄

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

Thank you @Delta for saving the day! 🥳🍻

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

@HouseoftheMuse_ @ShteinMichael Monkey 😂

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

In today’s @SouthwestAir chronicles: the flight attendant handed my drink to someone else, they took a sip of it and realized it was the wrong drink, then handed it back to the flight attendant who then handed it to me. 🤢🤦🏻‍♂️

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

.@SouthwestAir should change their motto: Delta prices for Spirit level service.

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

@TrumpsHurricane I’ve been practicing for this my whole life!!

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

This is the best takedown of "No Kings" I've seen yet.

"You just hate what you're told to hate..."

"I just wish the anti-authoritarian energy was present during actual tyranny." 🔥

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

@Milajoy Why are they all wearing masks? I thought they’ve spent the past year telling us that only criminals wear masks?

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

@jasonsgarage1 @sanbenito @TPUSA @AppleMusic Uncle Bob didn’t even play Born Free which is the most American song ever.

Just some stupid Cody Sellout Johnson song instead 🙄😴

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

The @sanbenito halftime show was bad, but somehow the @TPUSA one was even worse? 🥴🥴🥴 @AppleMusic #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX #HalftimeShow #TPUSAHalftimeShow #TPUSA

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

Why are you deleting comments @singerduval? 😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

Once again @SouthwestAir employees don’t know their own policy about instruments.

You may want to educate them on how it works before they violate federal law…again.

@FAANews @The_AFM

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

Might as well get a jump start on it: #FireSaleh

@Titans

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

Ready to get back on a @CarnivalCruise ship. At least their service is better than @RoyalCaribbean 😂

[Michael Fortney @MichaelFortney]

Note to self: never dine at 150 Central Park on @RoyalCaribbean ever again. Absolutely atrocious service. 🥴