Mike Kovalick

Proud new Pop-Pop to one. Papa to three. Road Warrior & Territory Manager. Holly's Husband. V-neck Advocate. Cat-like reflexes. Witty. Handsome.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@maximumpain333 The term “slam dunk” didn’t exist then. It was a term coined in the late 70s.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@RedWaveCrewHP Awesome AI photo. Now do one with you sucking on a pacifier, wearing a diaper while you’re looking up at Trump riding a bald eagle with an American flag draped over his shoulders. That would be awesome.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@RoKhanna Threatening? No it isn’t. Committing? Yes. Stop lying. And guess what? His threats worked, and your words?…They fell flat like they always do. Must suck to be on the losing side every time.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@BarackObama @redistrictact Why are you lying about this? How does presenting an ID when voting “disenfranchise” millions of Americans? Don’t you want secure elections? Tell us why you DON’T want secure elections, sir. Please, ….we’d love to hear your reason.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@RealSkipBayless Shame on you Skip.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@CryptoCrashOu7 @RichBeeker You’re a disgusting pig and a piece of crap.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@AeroTech_Space @RepMikeCollins Representative Mike Turner wanted me to thank you for this.

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@Troy_in_Tahoe @benshapiro These new leftist science formulas are tricky. Let me get this straight: Freedom = Fascism & Liberty = Nazism. Got it.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@Dantethecomic Reddit holds the answer, Dante. Post your picture to the Mycology subreddit and you’ll have your answer in minutes.

[Holly Foucht-Kovalick, PhD @MrsKovalick]

Attaboy!! @EliJones100 recognized as @MaxPreps Ohio player of the week!

[Holly Foucht-Kovalick, PhD @MrsKovalick]

Keep it coming, @EliJones100 is up for OHIO Max Preps Athlete of the week. He’s the only boys soccer player in the running. @Burg_BoysSoccer @WLSD_Athletics https://t.co/BfjNWOuMyZ

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@opher_hubbard @KingsIslandPR @KingsIslandPR completely blew it. The first Avett Brothers show I’ve been to that I can’t say I had a amazing time. Boo Timberwolf Amphitheater.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@flyingisawol @ericweinstein The media isn’t a third party, they’re just cheerleaders for their home team. The public is the fans in the stand, and Dems (and left media) are prettier, with shorter skirts, glitter bombs, and a much louder bull-horn.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@ToppsBUNT Can you please publicly address the problem of cheaters on the Best of Bunt contests. No excuses. I’ve been watching and keeping track. No one has the psychic ability to score the way these top players score. Call it out for what it is and explain how they are doing it

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@GettingEricD @BlakeMcCoyDC Entitlement of white men? Am I missing something? He is arguing for essential workers of all color, creed, race, sex and orientation. It has nothing to do with white men. Check your woke-dar. It needs recalibrated.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@JosephScrimshaw @Captain_Heck Be bigger than that brother. Don’t let snarky tweets define your little spot in history with something this historically important. You’re not there yet.

[Mike Kovalick @MichaelKovalick]

@lutfimuhamad008 @DonaldJTrumpJr Try to remember ....he’s a member of the party that preaches love, inclusion and equality. It makes sense, right?

[Kambree @KamVTV]

If your students know your political affiliation, you have failed as a teacher. Teachers are there to help students think for themselves, not think like you.

Pass it on.

[Tarang / तरंग (he/him) @tarang_chawla]

I HAVE A LAW DEGREE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF MELBOURNE. IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN REFUSED ENTRY TO A PRIVATE BUSINESS FOR NOT WEARING A MASK AND YOU WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE LEGAL OPTIONS TO PROTECT YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS, I AM HAPPY TO HELP EXPLAIN JUST HOW STUPID YOU ARE.

[Dr. Badvice @BadHealthAdvice]

Remember: taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed