Dad

•Matt Pankow•

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

You deserve someone who isn't okay with the thought of losing you

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

@VapidTroglodyte Nobody mentioned the side effects being a phenomenal back. I’ll be next in line for sure.

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

@GaslightingSimp I’ll follow your cause when you’re shirtless for these commercials 😩

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

Bunting in to a triple play to lose the game 😕

[ESPN @espn]

OK, it’s Saturday.

What is the peak of your personal athletic achievements?

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

......happy birthday to me?

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

I just got a free protein shake because the owners of the place felt bad about asking when I was getting married and learning that I was cheated on. The fitness world is the best

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

Help my buddy @MattPankow snag a hot date to prom. All he needs is 500 RT's. Help us out ladies and gentlemen 🙌🙌

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

@danhillier08 @AndyFSU55 He gets very bottom

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

Are there any non-cheaters out there? Asking for a friend

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

@danhillier08 Yes please 😍

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

Ya boi just got offered a position to personal train on the side of being a drill instructor 😩

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

Be careful who you give your trust to!

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

Keep up your hard work ethic even when nobody notices it

[haley @HaleyGilbert28]

I think I expect too much out of people sometimes

[deanna @DearDeanna]

so uh. can life give me a break pls?

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

Don’t go out of your way for people who wouldn’t do the same for you

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

When the government shuts down the beef industry and all the local farmers gather for a strike. @MattPankow

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

Do I make a fitness Instagram?

[kristen @krisfromtexas]

If your dog is a 11/10, retweet dis

[Ally @allydebler]

Why are baseball players so hot??

[Dad @MichaelLeech4]

I bunted in to a triple play to lose the entire game ☺️ then I got recorded talking crap about my coach in the locker room and got suspended for a game ⚾️💞 https://t.co/dysSejgYIp

[Patrick Netherton @PTNetherton]

Quote this tweet with your least-impressive athletic feat you’re most unreasonably proud of. Mine: I had an unassisted triple play in T-ball