Say What Now!?

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

I'm trying to imagine my mother being shown a video of me being beaten by my woman for cheating, while she's asking me, "Kwani hautosheki?"

Then my mother pauses the video, removes her glasses, rewinds it, and watches it again just to confirm that the man receiving "ngundi" like free government fertilizer is indeed her son.

Now imagine my friends visiting me in hospital.

Not because I was robbed.
Not because I was involved in an accident.

But because I was beaten for cheating.

"Pole sana bro."

"How many stitches?"

"One woman or a coalition government?"

The worst part is explaining how I got the injuries.

Doctor: "What happened?"
Me: "Domestic misunderstanding."
Doctor: "Who won?"
Me: "...she did."

At that point even the village elders will refuse to hear my case.

Where will I bury my head?

Not in sand.
Not underground.

I will need a whole quarry to disappear permanently.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Karl’s Dad was cool

[Say What Now!? @MichaelMutua]

@_falsi1ke How does a game start at 1-0 down?

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

We have a new problem, women with kids want to settle down with men who don't have kids.

[𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐞 @opolot_ronnie]

You're warm in the winter because of a black woman Alice Parker who pioneered central heating in 1919.🫡

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is nuts

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

“Do not be fooled by your prayers and fasting. Look at how you treat others, that's the real reflection of your soul.”

— Al-Ghazali

[Duke Of Nigeria. @xagreat]

Paying Tribute to the 168 school girls murdered by Donald Trump

[Eric @amerix]

When animals refuse to mate, or their productivity declines, or they are visibly bored and fatigued to breed, farmers give them SALT.

Wild animals migrate to SALT LICK.

When humans have their libido go low, or they are visibly bored and fatigued to have sex, "experts" give them sugar.

Eat SALT. What you should avoid is sugar.

Sugar is not essential for human life, but salt is vital and essential.

SALT is responsible for your stomach's HCl acid production, which is important for digesting proteins.

SALT is vital in the cell membrane potential, an important biological function for muscle contraction, nerve cell communication, sperm motility, ovum movement and embryo development.

Animals are more intelligent.

Humans are getting dumber daily.

#FoodFriday

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Never Forget: When the Panama Papers came out it revealed all the richest people in the world are part of an enormous conspiracy to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts and nothing happened except a reporter working on the story was assassinated.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

"Kill every woman who has known a man by sleeping with him. But keep all the virgins alive for yourselves."

Numbers 31:17

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

"Nobody in the world, nobody in history, has ever gotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense of the people who were oppressing them"

—Assata Shakur

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

If a French troop kills you, he will be excused. Yes, Ruto has signed that.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Russia (the USSR/Soviet Union) trained, armed and supported Africa’s liberation struggles against French, British, Spanish, Portuguese, German and Belgian colonialism and apartheid—in South Africa, Angola, Mozambique, Zambia, Zimbabwe, Namibia, Congo, Cameroon, Algeria, Guinea, Guinea Bissau—name them.

Russia has helped Africa, Cuba, Venezuela, Nicaragua, China and many other countries fight against American and European imperialism.

Unlike France which has caused havoc committed genocide and plundered Africa, Russia has consistently supported Africa, offered scholarships, and shown genuine humanity towards Africa.

The French BOY should stay in France and leave Africa alone. If he wants us to ship out his mascots like @WilliamsRuto to him in France, we will.

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

Claudette Colvin refused to move to the back of a bus 9 months before Rosa Parks, the NAACP did not want to use her to represent them because she was 15 & pregnant.

Other women who refused to give up their seats before Rosa Parks

A THREAD!

[Eric @amerix]

Keep your babies safe.

As we approach elections, wicked politicians are rushing to offer human sacrifices to their gods in return for a hypnotised society and electoral victory.

[ɠɧıʂɧ @rirokpik]

"The greatest black man who ever walked the African continent. He didn't fear anybody. He had those people [the colonialists] so scared they had to kill him. They couldn't buy him, they couldn't frighten him, they couldn't reach him."

— Malcolm X tribute to P.E Lumumba.

[𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓓𝓻𝓮𝔂 👑 @lorddrey]

By the end of the 1950s, China suffered a terrible famine.

The US denied them from buying grains and spread Propaganda that Mao allowed it to happen which resulted in tens of millions of Chinese deaths.

They didn't stop at that, the US created a blockade and got the Western nations to form a ChinCom to stop all trade to China causing food insecurity.

China suffered severely at the wicked talons of America.

That the United States fear China today is not because China is a bad country. It is afraid of revenge.

It is afraid of itself because of the evil it is capable of.

The United States is always afraid that people will do to them what they would do to people if they were to have the same leverage those people have.

That China is open to the world despite what it went through is proof that people can achieve great things when they turn their suffering into the determination to be free and sufficient.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

If real colonial history was taught, nobody would stand next to the french, nor call them strategic partners.
Their massacres in senegal and crimes agaisnt humanity in algeria, are just a few documentations of their savagery.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.