Michael Price

Just your typical hungry, hungover 29 year old.

[Michael Price @MichaelPrice120]

@LiamEirwyn @MBrundleF1 He didn't listen

[Michael Price @MichaelPrice120]

@zordonhicks @Ayshalee You got your wish!!

[Sam @TescoSam1]

KFC tonight, Christmas Dinner tomorrow & cocaine for Boxing Day.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Please stop queuing at the bars in pubs. I know we have a Nobel prize for lining up, but this is un-British.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

normalize saying “retarded” again cause some of you are absolutely fucking retarded

[Michael Price @MichaelPrice120]

@Ayshalee @zordonhicks That's true love right there

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

Ok…then fuck it, since you’ll never see it. I can let you know. I won the whole thing and made the best dishes ever tasted on the show. Gregg Wallace said, and I quote- “this quiche is so tasty that I’m going to pull its pants down and roger it senseless right now.”

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

Since disposable vapes are being banned in June I've decided to make the most of the time we have left and take part in Vapril this April. I will be finishing one Lost Mary for every day in the month (one on the 1st, two on the 2nd, thirty on the 30th, and so on)

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Reader, he did not pay his own air fare

[Belinduh Pyne @belinduhpyne]

WE’RE SERVING THE DOGS, WE’RE SERVING THE CATS

[Michael Price @MichaelPrice120]

@BeckyCox It's good to stay hydrated x

[Andy Fitchet @AndyFitchet]

Cost to the taxpayer for Keir Starmer’s use of a box at Arsenal: £0.

Cost to the taxpayer of Rishi Sunak using a private helicopter to get around: £40,000,000

Amazing what the right wing media decide to try and get people angry about.

[Stephen Flynn @StephenFlynnSNP]

There goes the Crystal Maze reboot 😡

[Nick Pappagiorgio @jigglesquad]

Forever retweet

[Transform Politics 🦋 @tf_politics]

Let it fail.

Nationalise for peanuts.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"We asked 100 people to name a way of saving money. You said 'withdrawing cancer treatment'...."

[Will @wsebag]

IMAGINE BEING IN A HOTEL FEARFUL FOR YOUR CHILDREN WHO COULD POSSIBLY RELATE TO THAT?

[electionmapsuk @electionmapsuk]

Liz Truss has lost her seat.

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

Wales is a Tory free zone.